which profession would you choose??

[Twisted K 2]

> Country Preacher

>

> An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the

> boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men

> his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem

> too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his

> father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on

> his study table four objects:

>

> 1. A Bible.

>

> 2. A silver dollar.

>

> 3. A bottle of whiskey.

>

> 4. A Playboy magazine.

>

>

> 'I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself. "When

> he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up.."

>

> "If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a

> blessing that would be!

>

> "If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that

> would be okay, too.

>

> "But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum,

> and Lord, what a shame that would be.

>

> "And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a

> skirt-chasing womanizer."

>

> The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he

> entered the house whistling and heading for his room. The boy tossed his

> books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on

> the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.

>

> Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up

> the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and

> took a big drink, while he admired the magazine's centerfold.

>

> "Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered. "He's gonna run

> for Congress.

[~*Maria*~ 1]

[almaty 19]

lol..so true

[*JG* 2]

Ha ha............

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Saludos,

Caro