man wakes up with penis tattoo

[Peikko 1,575]

I've getting my ruler out, I can't visualize inches any more. Brb...

[mawilson 2,133]

But he stated he is UNDER six inches and hope the ladies are not disappointed with his size compared to the tatoo

To be fair, he said "a bit larger than mine" so for all we know, his ####### is 5 1/2" long.

Which is "average", but still not "tiny". If you want to know what "tiny" really means,

read some horror stories here.

man he must be tinny weenie

Six inches is not tiny, NA. It's average in countries with the largest average ####### size

(e.g. France) and slightly above average in the US.

Does telling yourself that reduce those feelings of 'inadequacy'?

Nope, I still feel, oh, so inadequate compared to Minya.

[Peikko 1,575]

Is this six inches flaccid or erect? Was the tattoo of an erect #######?

[mawilson 2,133]

Is this six inches flaccid or erect? Was the tattoo of an erect #######?

It's always erect. 3-inch flaccid penises can turn into 10-inch erect monsters.

[Peikko 1,575]

I never thought of a ####### as a monster before, this sheds a whole new light entirely.

[Minya's wife 25]

man he must be tinny weenie

Six inches is not tiny, NA. It's average in countries with the largest average ####### size

(e.g. France) and slightly above average in the US.

Does telling yourself that reduce those feelings of 'inadequacy'?

Nope, I still feel, oh, so inadequate compared to Minya.

He may not be French, but he'll do.

I never thought of a ####### as a monster before, this sheds a whole new light entirely.

I just looked at a ruler....at 10 inches its a monster!

[NArocks 13]

Bumped that thread on size so we can get it going again for the comparison.

I still like the humping leg comment

[LoriLawless 0]

It's better than I though, I read the title to mean that he'd had his ####### tattooed!

Me too, now all I can think of is that bubba puppet from Jeff Dunham saying "hey my tattoo is growing"

[Amby 490]

NA one time I saw a ####### that was actually small and I just left. ####### was I supposed to do with that? He could have fingered me and gave me more pleasure.

[NArocks 13]

NA one time I saw a ####### that was actually small and I just left. ####### was I supposed to do with that? He could have fingered me and gave me more pleasure.

Or the tongue action, not really run into little ones, but this guy once whipped his out I said you ain't putting that MF in me. I did measure though it was 9 1/2 inches. there was no fvcking way he was coming near any of my holes ;lol:

[Niels Bohr 72]

[mawilson 2,133]

Or the tongue action, not really run into little ones, but this guy once whipped his out I said you ain't putting that MF in me. I did measure though it was 9 1/2 inches. there was no fvcking way he was coming near any of my holes ;lol:

[Amby 490]

NA one time I saw a ####### that was actually small and I just left. ####### was I supposed to do with that? He could have fingered me and gave me more pleasure.

Or the tongue action, not really run into little ones, but this guy once whipped his out I said you ain't putting that MF in me. I did measure though it was 9 1/2 inches. there was no fvcking way he was coming near any of my holes ;lol:

I totally agree. That would not go anywhere near my holes either!

[mawilson 2,133]

NA one time I saw a ####### that was actually small and I just left. ####### was I supposed to do with that? He could have fingered me and gave me more pleasure.

Or the tongue action, not really run into little ones, but this guy once whipped his out I said you ain't putting that MF in me. I did measure though it was 9 1/2 inches. there was no fvcking way he was coming near any of my holes ;lol:

I totally agree. That would not go anywhere near my holes either!

But 7 1/2 is ok?

[NArocks 13]

Ok I see the thread is taking a turn

7 1/2 yeah its ok

Edited October 7, 2009 by NArocks