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Amby Grand Master

Amby   490

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NA one time I saw a ####### that was actually small and I just left. ####### was I supposed to do with that? He could have fingered me and gave me more pleasure.

Or the tongue action, not really run into little ones, but this guy once whipped his out I said you ain't putting that MF in me. I did measure though it was 9 1/2 inches. there was no fvcking way he was coming near any of my holes ;lol:

I totally agree. That would not go anywhere near my holes either!

But 7 1/2 is ok?

It would probably leave me with a sore vajayjay after a few times, but would be worth it

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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NArocks   13

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No ####### Amby let me refrain from further comments ;lol;

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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ouch

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Rings Proficient

Rings   10

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That would suck LOL

TIME LINE 2007

01/12/07-I Fly to Australia

01/25/07-We Got Married!

07/15/07-Point of Entry (K3 Visa)

K3 Time Line for the I-130, I-129F, EAD and AOS

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Lifting Conditions Timeline

11/06/09- Mailed Petition Via USPS Certified Mail

11/09/09- Your item was delivered at 11:08 AM on November 9, 2009 in LAGUNA NIGUEL, CA 92677.

11/12/09- Check Cashed

11/12/09- Return Receipt Arrives in Mail

11/13/09- Touched

11/16/09- NOA Received

11/27/09- Received Appointment Letter

12/18/09- Biometrics

12/21/09- Touched

01/08/10- Card Production Ordered (E-Mail)

01/09/10- Touched

01/14/10- Greencard Received

Rings Proficient

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HAHAAHAHAHA you are hilarious LOLOLOL I nearly fell out of my chair LOL

TIME LINE 2007

01/12/07-I Fly to Australia

01/25/07-We Got Married!

07/15/07-Point of Entry (K3 Visa)

K3 Time Line for the I-130, I-129F, EAD and AOS

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Lifting Conditions Timeline

11/06/09- Mailed Petition Via USPS Certified Mail

11/09/09- Your item was delivered at 11:08 AM on November 9, 2009 in LAGUNA NIGUEL, CA 92677.

11/12/09- Check Cashed

11/12/09- Return Receipt Arrives in Mail

11/13/09- Touched

11/16/09- NOA Received

11/27/09- Received Appointment Letter

12/18/09- Biometrics

12/21/09- Touched

01/08/10- Card Production Ordered (E-Mail)

01/09/10- Touched

01/14/10- Greencard Received

 

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