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From the latest 'Zoo' magazine, Allira & Lynne's Sex Masterclass

Im going overseas for six months but my man can't come with me because of work. Is there any way we can maintain a sexual relationship 1000 miles apart?

BAZ, WILLIAMSTOWN, VIC

ALLIRA: Sex toys might fill your more primal needs, but its not quite the same as having your man right there with you. Kits to make a plaster mould of your mans member have been around for a while now, but the trouble is, they're never very lifelike. But there are new ones on the market that give you an authentic-feeling Latex mould of your boy's banana. Better still, it vibrates. Now I bet your man cant do that!

LYNNE: You can also get International compatible "Rabbit" vibrators that plug into your computer, allowing your man to control it from the other side of the world. Its not quite the real thing, but it beats the hell out of phone sex.

What a great idea lol A lot too late for me but thought Id share.

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Laura_and_IanM   0

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OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH....My VIRGIN EYES can't take that kind of reading...OH MY GOSH OH MOY GOSH.....lol. My sister-in-law quite proudly told me once that she was going to have a mold taken of my brother's ####### so she could use it when he isn't around..I needed a lot of therapy after that because she went on to tell me the size of it as well...I thought I was over it..until now....WEEEEEEEEEEEEP :crying: ...CAN'T ......STOP......THE......IMAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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vicki/bala   0

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:whistle:

10/2002 Met in yahoo chat

10/2004 Romance blossoms

04/2005 Went to india, spent two wonderful weeks together

06/11/05 Sent petition

06/22/05 1st NOA received

09/12/05 2nd NOA received

11/15/05 Interview: request for additional information from me.

11/30/05 Got notice that we were Placed on Administrative Processing

03/04/06 Going to visit with my boo!

04/08/06 Back home (sigh) back to waiting again.

06/15/06 7 months on AP (will this ever end?)

07/06/06 called for second interview (it was a nightmare)

07/14/06 learned our petition was sent back

07/15/06 ready to carry on the fight!!!!

10/17/06 petition is back at USCIS

God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away,

who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.

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I had looked into a "molded #######" It was almost 200 bucks at the local porn shop and what was really weird was the kit was sold in a coal bucket all wrapped up like a christmas prezzy, this was a few years back so maybe by now the price has come down, hmmmm :innocent:

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Touch 06-17-06

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RFE-Touch 06/24/06

Touch 06/27/06

Approved 08/21/06 {157 days)

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NVC Letter 08-25-06 Hard Copy

Left NVC 08-25-06

Arrived at London 09-01-06

Packet 3 Arrived at Steves Door 09-05-06

Packet 3 Sent back to London 09-15-06

London Medical 09-29-06- Completed

Packet 4 11-20-06

Londen Interview 12-08-06 APPROVED

Visa in Hand 12-12-06

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WEDDING DAY 2/18/07 @ 3pm

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Ban Hammer   13,332

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ya know, sometimes i'm afraid to ask how wenchie finds stories like these :lol:

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aussiewench   9

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I thought you were going to say you were pregnant. LOL

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You can find me on FBI

An overview of Security Name Checks And Administrative Review at Service Center, NVC & Consulate levels.

Detailed Review USCIS Alien Security Checks

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11324375801ij.gif

View Timeline HERE

I am but a wench not a lawyer. My advice and opinion is just that. I read, I research, I learn.

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