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A woman named Jennifer has become the talk of Sydney after she was unceremoniously dumped by telegraph pole.

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In the early hours her supposed lover erected five separate signs on Barrenjoey Rd, Avalon, reports the Australian Daily Telegraph.

His feelings started out as romantic: "Jennifer, will you marry me?" the fist sign said.

But the next one said: "Just joking, we're breaking up." And the following one added: "You have six days to get out."

Locals were divided over whether the increasingly bitter signs were a joke or whether to feel sorry for Jennifer.

"When I first saw it I was just on my bike, I was laughing my head off,'" retailer Jeff Kahler said.

"There has been really good signs but I reckon it is one of the best, it took my mind off driving.''

Avalon resident Rhiannon Johnston said: "I think it is a prank. If not, it is really mean or Jennifer really screwed up big time."

Local council rangers later took down the signs - not to preserve Jennifer's dignity but because the man behind the signs hadn't received permission to put them up.

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Why is that better? Being dumped is obviously never fun but I would have thought a text message a step up from a public declaration of intent.

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omg I found this one:

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:rofl:

I second that. That is HILARIOUS.

OOOOOO, I'm in off topic.

I think i just popped my cherry.

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I second that. That is HILARIOUS.

OOOOOO, I'm in off topic.

I think i just popped my cherry.

:o Sister Ellie, #######!!!!

HEE HEE....I am no longer an off topic virgin ;)

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09/23/2009 - Biometrics Appointment

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11/25/2009 - Started my new job!

02/26/2010 - Passed my driving test :-p

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DONE with USCIS for a while :)

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That's low.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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