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I AM NOT THAT GUY Grand Master

I AM NOT THAT GUY   5,715

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Pardon a moi!!!!!!!!! I did not peak in my teens! Sheeesh.

I am 35 years PAST my teens and no where past my "peak"

So, you still have that semi-permanent erection and the ability to ejaculate a dozen times a day? Wow! You are a freak of nature! :lol:

The common belief among most doctors is that men reach their sexual peak at the age of 18, which explains why teenage boys spend an inordinate amount of time in the shower. While it may be true that the speed and firmness of your erections will begin to diminish as you head into your 20s, the good news is that Mr. Johnson and his nutty buddies won’t really let you down until later in life. According to a recent survey of adult sexual behavior, men over the age of 40 were two to three times more likely to report a lack of sexual interest compared to men under the age of 30. In many cases, that precipitous drop-off has to do with a natural decrease in testosterone, the male sex hormone that allows you to sustain an erection, ejaculate and have an orgasm.

http://www.askmen.com/daily/austin_150/155...hion_style.html

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,346

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they need to have a 3some. :hehe:

Who ? :unsure:

are you an owl now? :P

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they need to have a 3some. :hehe:

Who ? :unsure:

are you an owl now? :P

No.I am just curious as to who should be in the 3-some !

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,346

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they need to have a 3some. :hehe:

Who ? :unsure:

are you an owl now? :P

No.I am just curious as to who should be in the 3-some !

see your other thread about a similar topic. :devil:

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How old is this friend of yours?

According to the Internal Revenue Service, the 400 richest American households earned a total of $US138 billion, up from $US105 billion a year earlier. That's an average of $US345 million each, on which they paid a tax rate of just 16.6 per cent.

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Hey, if you want sex....I'm free, sort of! Just don't let my wife knows. She'll kill me. Probably beat me to pulp and feed me to the fat people of America.

maybe she'll really take you squid fishing......

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Hey, if you want sex....I'm free, sort of! Just don't let my wife knows. She'll kill me. Probably beat me to pulp and feed me to the fat people of America.

She's 32.lol No,Mr.Bohr I do not want sex !

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

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panamania79   2

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Hey, if you want sex....I'm free, sort of! Just don't let my wife knows. She'll kill me. Probably beat me to pulp and feed me to the fat people of America.

She's 32.lol No,Mr.Bohr I do not want sex !

I've got it ! I can hook her up with Neils,they both live in Mass.

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

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Ban Hammer   13,346

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Hey, if you want sex....I'm free, sort of! Just don't let my wife knows. She'll kill me. Probably beat me to pulp and feed me to the fat people of America.

She's 32.lol No,Mr.Bohr I do not want sex !

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Niels Bohr   72

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Hey, if you want sex....I'm free, sort of! Just don't let my wife knows. She'll kill me. Probably beat me to pulp and feed me to the fat people of America.

She's 32.lol No,Mr.Bohr I do not want sex !

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I cant believe your (friend) expected a answer to their relationship from you and that you expected a answer by posting it to half the world, im sure the guy would be very proud to know this. Maybe he will be the one to leave and find someone content to be with him as he is

The old "I have a friend" guise.

You should talk to him and tell him what you're needs are. While courting, both parties pay lots of attention to one another but once married, this innate stuff learned from wayy back takes over and the wildness goes away unless he feels wanted (just echoing what someone else said). Did the touching, backrubs and stress relivers go by the wayside? That certainly counts in my book...the complaining and pointing out all your faults is a hornykill every time. Work and money stress supporting the tribe isn't fun, either.

Money stresses and demands of a new immigrant can be overbearing on a new relationship. I'm not pointing fingers; it takes two to make it fizzle. Having said that, I'd say age, work and financial stress coupled with unappreciation would be the top causes. Most women don't realize they're doing it but lay into their husbands liek a sibling...sure way to screw things up.

Husbands do lots on their own to kill it from the other side, too. Just my thoughts!

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7/21/08 I 129f K-1 app given to Siam Legal Lawyers office

8/3/08 K-1 I 129f Sent (Atty Ofc made mistake delayed app, we learned later)

8/14/08 NOA-1

1/23/09 RFE Color Passport Picture

1/29/09 RFE Color Pics sent

2/3/09 RFE Pics USCIS acknowledged

4/28/09 NOA-2

5/01/09 NVC Received

5/01/09 Left NVC

5/15/09 Embassy Sent Packet 3 (we did not receive-they have correct addresses)

6/19/09 Packet 3 to Embassy

6/28/09 Appointment (packet 4) never mailed, had to ask to get email-they've got correct addresses

7/23/09 Interview Scheduled for 7:00am (A YEAR AFTER SUBMISSION)!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/28/09 Pick up visa

8/11/09 She came to the USA with me!

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panamania79   2

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I cant believe your (friend) expected a answer to their relationship from you and that you expected a answer by posting it to half the world, im sure the guy would be very proud to know this. Maybe he will be the one to leave and find someone content to be with him as he is

The old "I have a friend" guise.

You should talk to him and tell him what you're needs are. While courting, both parties pay lots of attention to one another but once married, this innate stuff learned from wayy back takes over and the wildness goes away unless he feels wanted (just echoing what someone else said). Did the touching, backrubs and stress relivers go by the wayside? That certainly counts in my book...the complaining and pointing out all your faults is a hornykill every time. Work and money stress supporting the tribe isn't fun, either.

Money stresses and demands of a new immigrant can be overbearing on a new relationship. I'm not pointing fingers; it takes two to make it fizzle. Having said that, I'd say age, work and financial stress coupled with unappreciation would be the top causes. Most women don't realize they're doing it but lay into their husbands liek a sibling...sure way to screw things up.

Husbands do lots on their own to kill it from the other side, too. Just my thoughts!

Seriously,my SO is still in Panama :crying: I am talking about a paisana who just came over.

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

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HYENA Rising Star

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just kidding; never take me seriously! (never)!

7/21/08 I 129f K-1 app given to Siam Legal Lawyers office

8/3/08 K-1 I 129f Sent (Atty Ofc made mistake delayed app, we learned later)

8/14/08 NOA-1

1/23/09 RFE Color Passport Picture

1/29/09 RFE Color Pics sent

2/3/09 RFE Pics USCIS acknowledged

4/28/09 NOA-2

5/01/09 NVC Received

5/01/09 Left NVC

5/15/09 Embassy Sent Packet 3 (we did not receive-they have correct addresses)

6/19/09 Packet 3 to Embassy

6/28/09 Appointment (packet 4) never mailed, had to ask to get email-they've got correct addresses

7/23/09 Interview Scheduled for 7:00am (A YEAR AFTER SUBMISSION)!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/28/09 Pick up visa

8/11/09 She came to the USA with me!

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panamania79   2

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just kidding; never take me seriously! (never)!

Status update:She realizes that he works long hours and he is just getting used to living with someone after being a bachelor so long.

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

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