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[Peikko 1,575]

Lance, my Australian cousin who had once tried to tell me that his mother was behaving suspiciously with a bowl of custard and a feather boa but I had dismissed him as he always sounded as though he'd drunk one too many tinnies, or had enjoyed rather too many illicit substances...

Hehehe, I knew it wasn't shrubbery

Edited September 29, 2009 by Madame Cleo

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

then I rememebered I need to call a friend up north of me ...

Edited September 29, 2009 by TamaraLovesAdam

[Chica Yeyé 41]

...and he answered, telling me he is now called Priscilla. I was aghast as I remembered how he used to borrow his mom's feathered boas. Then I asked him....

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

have you ever read VJ because

[Nagishkaw 510]

What size cup are you, anyway?

[Peikko 1,575]

"How do you make custard that isn't lumpy?" Lance did not reply immediately, and when he did it was not to answer the question I had posed but instead he said "It takes 100 ping pong balls and an elastic band to make a really good cabaret act!"

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

to reduce or not to reduce!

[HYENA 4]

Disgusted I left the house

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

and remembered to watch the amount of corn starch put into custard

Edited September 29, 2009 by TamaraLovesAdam

[HYENA 4]

So I watched it and the strangest thing happened....all of a sudden the rules of physics were broken and.....

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Sombody grabbed me and bent me over a stool.......

[HYENA 4]

but no one was there

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Yet I felt something poking my nether region.........

[HYENA 4]

looked down but....nothing?

[spookyturtle 9,466]

looked down but....nothing?

You need to let your imagination run wild.