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[HYENA 4]

Once upon a time.....

[Amby 490]

I found a book with semen recipes

[one...two...tree 2,762]

...but decided to pass and instead got a cookbook on the many uses of granola and yogurt.

[HYENA 4]

after I passed, the room cleared out....

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

and I decided to feed my 18lb cat.

[HYENA 4]

to my family who had come over for dinner

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

then I got tired

[HYENA 4]

so i let them eat it alone

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

then I woke up early the next morning

[Sandrila 1]

rolled myself a fat one

[Nagishkaw 510]

and went on VJ to read the latest blather from some n00b who is cruel to animals and has murder on his mind.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

and had my coffee thinking about taking over the world

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

then wondered how many fish my husband has caught today

[Peikko 1,575]

. Suddenly I had this overwhelming desire to make toast. I went to the bread bin expecting to find a large white sliced but upon opening the lid I was astonished to find

[Chica Yeyé 41]

a stash of bondage p0rn from the 1950's... featuring my aunt Alyssa and another gal who looked suspiciously like my mother. After recovering from the shock, I called...