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How do you get 200 Canadians out of a swimming pool in under 2 minutes without panic or a mob scene?

Just say...."Would everyone please get out of the pool"

what happens if a Canadian and a French person have a baby? You get a person who is rude, but feels really bad about it.

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How do you get 200 Canadians out of a swimming pool in under 2 minutes without panic or a mob scene?

Tell them it's being converted into an ice hockey rink.

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How do you get 200 Canadians out of a swimming pool in under 2 minutes without panic or a mob scene?

Tell them it's being converted into an ice hockey rink.

tell them you're gonna stock it with seals, and everyone will quickly get out and hunt for clubs.

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How do you get 200 Canadians out of a swimming pool in under 2 minutes without panic or a mob scene?

Tell them it's being converted into an ice hockey rink.

tell them you're gonna stock it with seals, and everyone will quickly get out and hunt for clubs.

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good one brother charles

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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"How do you get 200 Canadians out of a swimming pool in under 2 minutes without panic or a mob scene?"

Could try adding water to the pool.

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tell them a hockey game is on in 5 minutes

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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