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I can produce a decent amount of semen but not as much as some porn stars (google "Peter North cum shots").

Is there something you can eat or drink to increase the amount of sperm?

Take Zinc supplements. It's not the sperm...it's the seminal fluid that Peter North is prolific with.

I have some of those! I never knew thay had a good use. I will take them and wash them down with pineapple juice.

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I was thinking about making a nice semen custard with some starbucks instant coffee. What do you think NA?

How about a coarsely ground coffee-encrusted #######?

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I'm thinking it wouldn't be such a hard thing to collect the 'ingredient' among this crowd, what with all the separated couples and all.. :)

But, seriously... Yuck, just yuck. :dead:

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Amby yeah we need to try that one let me get hubby on zinc for the big cp of the jo to go with the Jo :rofl;

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



More Complete Story here
My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


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I just found a photo of the oyster dish

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Is that oyster Semen :rofl:

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



More Complete Story here
My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


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Strawberry Splasherita

1 cup frozen sliced strawberries

1/2 cup good quality tequila

1/4 cup triple sec

1 tablespoon fresh semen

2 cups crushed ice

Combine all ingredients except semen in a blender and blend until smooth. Pour into a sugar-rimmed [Ed. note: We don't want to know.] glass.

Float the semen over the drink. It will coagulate as it cools and adds a special finishing touch to this popular drink.

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Strawberry Splasherita

1 cup frozen sliced strawberries

1/2 cup good quality tequila

1/4 cup triple sec

1 tablespoon fresh semen

2 cups crushed ice

Combine all ingredients except semen in a blender and blend until smooth. Pour into a sugar-rimmed [Ed. note: We don't want to know.] glass.

Float the semen over the drink. It will coagulate as it cools and adds a special finishing touch to this popular drink.

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BUT which semen? Does it say??

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



More Complete Story here
My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


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Spunky Candied Pecans

3 cups pecans or other savory nuts

3 tablespoons melted butter

1-2 tablespoons fresh semen

1/2 cup sugar

Toss the pecans gently in the melted butter on large baking sheet and bake at 350 degrees several minutes until the nuts are lightly browned. Combine the sugar and semen and perhaps a little more butter in a small bowl before stirring into the pecans. Bake another 5-8 minutes until the sugar hardens.

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