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We were talking about trajectory the other night at work. It was an interesting discussion. :thumbs:

I'll tell you something - I'll never look at Creme Caramel in quite the same light ever again!

Btw, that book would make a splendid Christmas gift for my mother in law.

Your MIL eats semen??? :lol:

No. But she's 72 and I think it'll be hilarious to give her this as a present. And then serve her a very special Christmas dinner. Literally made by her own son.

:lol:

:o Visions of the closing scene from The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover just flashed before me.

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NArocks   13

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Hmm hubby is cumming home soon about the time for some semen soup :)

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



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I wonder if there's a market for a semen food blog

Honestly? I reckon you probably can't taste it in most of the recipes that the cook book has on offer. Although Slightly Saltier Caviar has made me giggle a tad!

bachelorette party idea!

:lol:

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I agree with you, I'm sure you don't even taste it. I'm not scared.

But it's like in that movie where the crazy woman cooked the guys dog and fed it to him. Sure it tasted good until he knew what was in it. If a guy ate any dish with semen in it, he would forever have to respond to that age old question..... Spit or swallow? :lol:

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I agree with you, I'm sure you don't even taste it. I'm not scared.

But it's like in that movie where the crazy woman cooked the guys dog and fed it to him. Sure it tasted good until he knew what was in it. If a guy ate any dish with semen in it, he would forever have to respond to that age old question..... Spit or swallow? :lol:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



More Complete Story here
My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


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What happned to our semen thread :lol:

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



More Complete Story here
My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


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NArocks   13

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####### that's a long drive for me :lol: I will have my own in about an hour :rofl: Need to get hin the ejaculate enchaning ####### to get my protein :lol:

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



More Complete Story here
My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


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semen party at my house on saturday

hang on..sh!t i need a rain check..i am out and not a master of my own domain either

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Gary and Alla   3,694

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I can produce a decent amount of semen but not as much as some porn stars (google "Peter North cum shots").

Is there something you can eat or drink to increase the amount of sperm?

Stop wanking.

A diet which includes daily pineapple juice improves the taste... so I am told

VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

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