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NArocks Mentor

NArocks   13

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I see nothing good cumming of this thread :rofl:

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



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My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


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one...two...tree   2,762

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I can produce a decent amount of semen but not as much as some porn stars (google "Peter North cum shots").

Is there something you can eat or drink to increase the amount of sperm?

Take Zinc supplements. It's not the sperm...it's the seminal fluid that Peter North is prolific with.

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Amby   490

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you know men can orgasm without actually expelling ejaculate

yeah, but its fun trying to get the proper trajectory. :lol:

yeah. one time I got some in my eye. that hurt like hell. I still can't figure out how it went that far.

you know what the grossest thing ever was? stepping barefoot on a condom with some in it. god I will never forget that.

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Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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NArocks   13

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It was a projectile :lol:

Was it your condom or just a random one on the street?

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



More Complete Story here
My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


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Amby Grand Master

Amby   490

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It was a projectile :lol:

:lol: it just makes me think fire in the hole

It was a projectile :lol:

Was it your condom or just a random one on the street?

:lol: dude I may be from Indiana but I don't just walk down the street barefoot. it was dark and I had no clue what I had stepped on.

omg I just realized how incredibly gross it would have been if I didn't know who it belonged to :dead: :dead: NA I am even more grossed out now :lol:

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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NArocks   13

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:rofl: I am laughing so Hard right :rofl:

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



More Complete Story here
My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


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Mags   112

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We were talking about trajectory the other night at work. It was an interesting discussion. :thumbs:

I'll tell you something - I'll never look at Creme Caramel in quite the same light ever again!

Btw, that book would make a splendid Christmas gift for my mother in law.

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We were talking about trajectory the other night at work. It was an interesting discussion. :thumbs:

I'll tell you something - I'll never look at Creme Caramel in quite the same light ever again!

Btw, that book would make a splendid Christmas gift for my mother in law.

Your MIL eats semen??? :lol:

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



More Complete Story here
My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


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Mags   112

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We were talking about trajectory the other night at work. It was an interesting discussion. :thumbs:

I'll tell you something - I'll never look at Creme Caramel in quite the same light ever again!

Btw, that book would make a splendid Christmas gift for my mother in law.

Your MIL eats semen??? :lol:

No. But she's 72 and I think it'll be hilarious to give her this as a present. And then serve her a very special Christmas dinner. Literally made by her own son.

:lol:

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