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I'm not scared. I will try to make something out of it.

But the real question is, would your SO? :devil:

:lol: ugh...I need to figure out how to collect semen to cook with without anyone knowing. I'd totally feed it to someone without telling them if it was their stuff.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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I'm not scared. I will try to make something out of it.

But the real question is, would your SO? :devil:

:lol: ugh...I need to figure out how to collect semen to cook with without anyone knowing. I'd totally feed it to someone without telling them if it was their stuff.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

You don't have to worry. I'm sure I'll never have access to your semen to do such a thing to you :lol:

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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I'm not scared. I will try to make something out of it.

But the real question is, would your SO? :devil:

:lol: ugh...I need to figure out how to collect semen to cook with without anyone knowing. I'd totally feed it to someone without telling them if it was their stuff.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

You don't have to worry. I'm sure I'll never have access to your semen to do such a thing to you :lol:

No, but the paranoia has set in. Who do I know that has seen this cookbook? Who knows. I'll be quite paranoid next time I eat out at someones house. :unsure:

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No, but the paranoia has set in. Who do I know that has seen this cookbook? Who knows. I'll be quite paranoid next time I eat out at someones house. :unsure:

I'll eat your sperm if you eat mine.

Oops...that doesn't sound right.

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No, but the paranoia has set in. Who do I know that has seen this cookbook? Who knows. I'll be quite paranoid next time I eat out at someones house. :unsure:

I'll eat your sperm if you eat mine.

Oops...that doesn't sound right.

LoL, sounded even worse before you added that caveat.

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I wonder if semen is 'unclean' in religious circles? Every sperm is sacred... :whistle:

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No, but the paranoia has set in. Who do I know that has seen this cookbook? Who knows. I'll be quite paranoid next time I eat out at someones house. :unsure:

I'll eat your sperm if you eat mine.

Oops...that doesn't sound right.

LoL, sounded even worse before you added that caveat.

:lol: ok boys I can make something for each of you. all I need is some samples to swap.

You need a hobby.

Cooking *is* her hobby.

it's true :)

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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I'm Here I'm Here holy smokes I prefer to have it straight from the pipe if you do not mind me saying so. I saw ( think is was the SAT thread ) that semen is very nutritional, Guess that is why I am not ill very often :rofl:

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