cookbook with semen based recipes

[Amby 490]

OMG!

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

[KarenCee 3]

OH

MY

GAWD!!!!

[Amby 490]

I know! I was googling about the many different types of sperm that males produce and I found this.

The book includes ideas such as filling empty oyster shells with semen for "man-made oysters" and stuffing crepes with a mixture of cottage cheese, sugar and semen.

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroa...men_cookboo.php

[KarenCee 3]

*feels very faint* Me no think I will be able to eat suppah.

[Amby 490]

While most of the names are pretty darn funny and there's witty commentary sprinkled throughout, here's the top five giggle-inducing recipe names:

1.Tuna Sashimi with Homemade Dipping Sauce

2.Man Made Oysters

3.Creamy Cum Cakes

4.Almost White Russian

5.Spunky Candied Pecans

But the creepy winner just because it sounds so innocent until you know the secret ingredient? Chocolate Truffles with White Center

I imagine they'll sell quite a few copies simply for the gross-out factor. I doubt many people are going to try out the recipes though.

http://www.bilerico.com/2009/07/natural_ha...sed_recipes.php

[Nagishkaw 510]

Better not show this to NArocks.

[Rhiannercakes 14]

That's um, quite an interesting looking book there.

[The_Dude 1,142]

Amby trying to get me fired yet again

Nice try to pass off your innocent stumbling upon this book Amby, I think we all know better

[Amby 490]

I'm not scared. I will try to make something out of it.

[The_Dude 1,142]

I'm not scared. I will try to make something out of it.

But the real question is, would your SO?

[SMOKE 1,426]

*note to self*

NEVER EAT ANYTHING AMBY COOKS. NEVER

[Amby 490]

I'm not scared. I will try to make something out of it.

But the real question is, would your SO?

ugh...I need to figure out how to collect semen to cook with without anyone knowing. I'd totally feed it to someone without telling them if it was their stuff.

*note to self*

NEVER EAT ANYTHING AMBY COOKS. NEVER

just stay away from the cream filled chocolate balls

[Peikko 1,575]

Presumably this applies to all semen, not simply 'human'?

[Amby 490]

so we could use horse? or ape?

[mawilson 2,133]

I'd totally feed it to someone without telling them if it was their stuff.

Terrible and just wrong.