For dog lovers

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Wonderful words of dog wisdom for you to consider.

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.

-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves

himself.

-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.

-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

- Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three

times before lying down.

-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have

known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

-James Thur ber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.

-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'

- Dave Ba rry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras

If you think dog s can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your

pocket and then give him only two of them.

-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

[Fandango 1,440]

love it Val!

[Peter Miami 0]

Very good I loved it.

Peter Miami

Edited July 15, 2006 by Peter Miami

[almaty 19]

Very good I loved it.

Peter Miami

i agree...dogs are cool

[Reba 2]

www.bigdogs.com

[Garfield fan 0]

Here is another funny one:

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other

dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note that placing a paw print in

the middle of my plate and food does not mean it becomes your food and dish,

nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object.

Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed I am very sorry about

this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your

comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is

not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the

fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and

having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but

sarcasm and disrespect.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If, by some

miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not

necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or stick your paw under

the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I

entered. I have been using the bathroom for years--canine or feline

attendance is not mandatory.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt, NOT

THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our

front door:

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Always Complain Abou t Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's

why they call it "fur"niture .)!

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is

short, hairy, walks on all fours, and does not speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: eat less, don't

ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called,

never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or

drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your

clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get

pregnant, you can sell their children.

[babybunny 2]

Here is another funny one:

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other

dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note that placing a paw print in

the middle of my plate and food does not mean it becomes your food and dish,

nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object.

Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed I am very sorry about

this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your

comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is

not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the

fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and

having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but

sarcasm and disrespect.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If, by some

miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not

necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or stick your paw under

the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I

entered. I have been using the bathroom for years--canine or feline

attendance is not mandatory.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt, NOT

THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our

front door:

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Always Complain Abou t Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's

why they call it "fur"niture .)!

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is

short, hairy, walks on all fours, and does not speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: eat less, don't

ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called,

never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or

drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your

clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get

pregnant, you can sell their children.

too funny

[tomica52 0]

That is sooo cute. I want a dog...

[de_sjiem 0]

your dogs are sooo cute... I miss having a dog :-( evil trailer park that wont let us get a dog more than 20 pounds..

[Reba 2]

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Always Complain Abou t Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's

why they call it "fur"niture .)!

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours, and does not speak clearly.

*snarf*

[Sister Fracas 5]

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

-Andy Rooney

From a cat-lover.... DOGS RAWK!!!