France grows a spine on ILLEGAL Immigration!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Did you also know that people with close-set eyes are shifty and more likely to pursue a life of crime?

[Heracles 417]

Indeed - one of those classic studies that have accompanying black and white silent films of scientists breaking out the calipers.

>Switch to dealing with six and co mode>

You're right! I forget that we are all equal.

[The_Dude 1,142]

Did you also know that people with close-set eyes are shifty and more likely to pursue a life of crime?

What about the people with wide set eyes that look like hammerheads?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Yes - because equality can best be measured with a pair of calipers and a book from the 1890's entitled "The Physionomy of the Fuzzy-wuzzy"

[Heracles 417]

Did you also know that people with close-set eyes are shifty and more likely to pursue a life of crime?

Nah, we're all equal. Too bad sports shows otherwise and that is just sport but anyway. Sport is wrong and Pike is right.

What other lesson do you have for us today Pike?

Edited September 22, 2009 by Booyah!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Did you also know that people with close-set eyes are shifty and more likely to pursue a life of crime?

What about the people with wide set eyes that look like hammerheads?

Well that depends on whether they have also have fish lips and webbed fingers.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Did you also know that people with close-set eyes are shifty and more likely to pursue a life of crime?

Nah, we're all equal. Too bad sports shows otherwise and that is just sport but anyway. Sport is wrong and Pike is right.

What other lesson do you have for us today Pike?

You seem to be doing fine all by yourself Mr BY. How is Metalluna?

[Krikit 1,164]

Please. No more personal insults such as is evidenced on the first page of this thread. Thank you.

[Peikko 1,575]

Really? I thought these insults were particularly fine and now they are being stamped out. *Sigh*

[Heracles 417]

Really? I thought these insults were particularly fine and now they are being stamped out. *Sigh*

Honey you're crying on the wrong board. Join the doofuses on EP for that.

Edited September 22, 2009 by Booyah!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

There's a lot of fun to be had from pointing out how a person's physical peculiarities reflect their character.

Did you know that a man with a unabrow is more likely to become rapist?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I also hear that men with beards and coarse black body hair are over 50% stronger than those without.

[The_Dude 1,142]

I also hear that men with beards and coarse black body hair are over 50% stronger than those without.

Sampson Syndrome?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Did you also know that people with ruddier skin tones are better equipped to resist the effects of alcohol?

[Peikko 1,575]

A hooked nose indicates criminal tendencies, particularly in the area of high finance.

Edited September 22, 2009 by Madame Cleo