Sun too hot, drinks too strong: bizarre British tourist complaints

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Wow I'm surprised.

15 countries and no fistfights over disagreements in child-rearing, dress code or youth behaviour.

[zqt3344 21]

Gene aka Pvt Pike, what are you like as a tourist? I wonder.

Wow I'm surprised.

15 countries and no fistfights over disagreements in child-rearing, dress code or youth behaviour.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

No you don't. You aren't the wondering type ZQT.

A person need only mention the word "tourist" to you and you start instantly frothing at the mouth, before rushing to board up your windows and paint a few arcane symbols on your door in goats blood (ya know - to ward off the demons).

Edited September 22, 2009 by Gene Hunt

[almaty 19]

whoa..touche

[zqt3344 21]

Oh yes I do. What has happened to you Pvt Pike? Did you go AWOL today? I only froth when I drink beer and I have no windows, just shades with glass and I cannot spell or read remember you told me that yourself. What Demons are you dealing with today Pvt Pike, are you ok? I hope you are suffering a meltdown on here.

No you don't. You aren't the wondering type ZQT.

A person need only mention the word "tourist" to you and you start instantly frothing at the mouth, before rushing to board up your windows and paint a few arcane symbols on your door in goats blood (ya know - to ward off the demons).

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I think you're suffering a meltdown in real life, ZQT. Except that it seems to being going on for a loooooooong time.

[zqt3344 21]

I bet you are like those two Brits I met this summer complaining all the time about the sun being too hot and the water too blue and the water too hot and the weather too humid.

I think you're suffering a meltdown in real life, ZQT. Except that it seems to being going on for a loooooooong time.

[Heracles 417]

Wow I'm surprised.

15 countries and no fistfights over disagreements in child-rearing, dress code or youth behaviour.

Well it's probably more countries but I'm not counting.

[zqt3344 21]

Pvt Pike you are losing ground fast, just like in Zula Dawn!

Wow I'm surprised.

15 countries and no fistfights over disagreements in child-rearing, dress code or youth behaviour.

Well it's probably more countries but I'm not counting.

[Heracles 417]

Have a read of this for laughs

DiaryofaPom.pdf

[alienlovechild 75]

Gene aka Pvt Pike, what are you like as a tourist? I wonder.

Probably as just as dull as he is online. Anyone who can spend that much time on this website can't be a barrel of monkeys in any country. The peak of excitement comes with the name change.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I don't think I want to know what piques your excitement Dave - probably an argument with a postal worker over the counter pens not working.

[alienlovechild 75]

I don't think I want to know what piques your excitement Dave - probably an argument with a postal worker over the counter pens not working.

I know most of the pens are gone leaving only a chain so I have my own pen or have the postal worker fill it out.

Can't wait for that level of care and due diligence with Obamacare. The living will envy the dead.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

As I thought, a right Victor Meldrew.

[Heracles 417]

Did you guys read the email I pasted in the pdf? Now that is funny..