I'm getting scammed

[SMR 368]

My wife recently decided that in light of the fact that I am a fat American, I need to lose some weight. So we made a deal that If I fail to lose a certain amount of weight each week, she gets extra discretionary spending money. So I'm exercising.

Somewhere along the line, she decided that she would rather have the money instead of a slimmer me. So she has been making cakes, cookies, and other delicious things of that sort. They are really good.

I guess she's going to get some extra spending money. But I'm loving it.

[amberdima 6]

stop being fat

[NArocks 13]

My wife recently decided that in light of the fact that I am a fat American, I need to lose some weight. So we made a deal that If I fail to lose a certain amount of weight each week, she gets extra discretionary spending money. So I'm exercising.

Somewhere along the line, she decided that she would rather have the money instead of a slimmer me. So she has been making cakes, cookies, and other delicious things of that sort. They are really good.

I guess she's going to get some extra spending money. But I'm loving it.

[Ted and Marina 0]

Sounds as a horrible life...and with the Holidays coming up...so sad.

Invite more friends over, to help you with the excessive goodies.

[Y's_habibitk 2]

My wife recently decided that in light of the fact that I am a fat American, I need to lose some weight. So we made a deal that If I fail to lose a certain amount of weight each week, she gets extra discretionary spending money. So I'm exercising.

Somewhere along the line, she decided that she would rather have the money instead of a slimmer me. So she has been making cakes, cookies, and other delicious things of that sort. They are really good.

I guess she's going to get some extra spending money. But I'm loving it.

classic!

[Dave-n-Oksana 49]

stop being fat

Hey, that's like telling us to stop being old and bald too

[SuperDuper! 230]

Fat and happy with a hot russian chick. Life don't get much better, congratZ!

[slim 1,530]

What were the specifics? Weight/dollars?

[Jeff and Tatiana 0]

Hahahaha, I can't imagine how this could have happened to you? lol. Pies, Cookies, Cake... YUM!! YUM!!!

[AKguy 1]

I'd lose that one...

Anna has been here 6 weeks and I've already put on 10+ Lbs. I was doing good too! Diet, exercise, etc, before she got here.

Hard to turn down gamburgers, buffet and cake all the time. And ice cream. Cookies. .. donuts. pie.

I swear to god she eats 7-8 times a day, my pants can't keep up.

[shashar 0]

stop being fat

Hey, that's like telling us to stop being old and bald too

That is so funny,,old age is a normal life process for everyone.But if you eat healthy ,excercise regularly then Fat is likely not going tobe an issue.

I eat very healthy but my husband has a sweet tooth.Since our marriage he has made some really life changing decisions and he is loving it.

Eat healthy people,,,the cost of healthcare in this country is insane.

Mezoh

[shashar 0]

I'd lose that one...

Anna has been here 6 weeks and I've already put on 10+ Lbs. I was doing good too! Diet, exercise, etc, before she got here.

Hard to turn down gamburgers, buffet and cake all the time. And ice cream. Cookies. .. donuts. pie.

I swear to god she eats 7-8 times a day, my pants can't keep up.

She most exercise alot to look the way she does.

I think you are being scammed too,unless you love gaining 10 Lbs every 6 weeks.

Mezoh

[Twisted K 2]

thanks for the laughter

[BluesTraveler 0]

....my pants can't keep up.

we all know why you can't keep your pants up.

[meod 0]

If i was you i would get bypass surgery as soon as possible