Yardies at Home and a Farrin (part 19)

[*SunRay* 1]

Hey Everyone..I have a question and I hope someone can help me. My fiance lives in Montego Bay and needs to get his police record. He went today and they told him he had to go to Kingston to request that. Is that correct?

Yep, that's correct!

[Ellsinlove 2]

Burned Biscuits

When I was a young child, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then.

And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.

On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed!

Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school.

I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite!

When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said: "Baby, I love burned biscuits."

Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned.

He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your Momma put in a hard day at work today and she's real tired.

And besides - a little burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!"

You know, life is full of imperfect things.....and imperfect people.

What I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each other's faults- and choosing to celebrate each other's differences- is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.

And that's my prayer for you today.

That you will learn to take the good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life and lay them at the feet of God.

Because in the end, He's the only One who will be able to give you a relationship where a burnt biscuit isn't a deal-breaker!

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

Hey Everyone..I have a question and I hope someone can help me. My fiance lives in Montego Bay and needs to get his police record. He went today and they told him he had to go to Kingston to request that. Is that correct?

2 passport photos

his passport

2 gran if he is doing it express

1 gran if he's doing it the slow way (1 month)

his trn number

he goes to the ministry of national security on NCB towers in new kingston to pay

then he goes to duke street to do the finger print

:rofl:

i just got this pic in an email

WHY SOME PPL HAVE NO BUSINESS ON FACEBOOK

:rofl:

the original pic didn't blur out her pic but i had to because that's just too embarrassing

LMAO @ some of the responses

:rofl:

what i wanna know is what the heck is her "OTHER" vajayjay?

so ello

a me one find dis funny

onoo move and gweh yah man

boring like!

[Ellsinlove 2]

so ello

a me one find dis funny

onoo move and gweh yah man

boring like!

I'm always too embarrassed for a person to laugh at stuff like that! Usually my reaction is

But I did FB search for her friends to try & see for myself & found out that the account was actually hacked by some hacker group that was harrassing christians. Or so the story goes.....

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

so ello

a me one find dis funny

onoo move and gweh yah man

boring like!

I'm always too embarrassed for a person to laugh at stuff like that! Usually my reaction is

But I did FB search for her friends to try & see for myself & found out that the account was actually hacked by some hacker group that was harrassing christians. Or so the story goes.....

aww man i feel bad then if its that her account was hacked

i'll take it down

it kinda makes sense though because that stuff she was saying is wild

Edited September 21, 2009 by Bunzarelli

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

ok yardies mi gone

[Ellsinlove 2]

Night Bunz!

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

Bunz, that stuff has been all over the net for MONTHS, name face and all....don't feel too bad!!

[Ellsinlove 2]

Okay, so we are having 'pushy father-in-law' issues. Lehi's Dad wants to buy him a bus ticket to take the 90 minute ride to his city to see him perform next weekend. I've explained we don't have the gas money (or going out money) & I have school assignments so I can't be going out every weekend but he's still insisting on Lehi coming since of course, they don't want to do the 3 hour drive back & forth to get him & drop him off. Today he kept persisting until Lehi just plain got mad at his Dad. He told him he doesn't want to go places without me so to leave it be. Now my poor honey didn't have a very productive day at school since his mind was on the 'argument'. I'm not sure how to handle this. The man is pushy though....he keeps insisting that he wants to hook us up with free cable since that's what he does. I've told him each time that I'm NOT INTERESTED in having cable (we don't need to have any more reasons than we currently do to spend more time watching TV) & I don't want 'illegal' cable....just don't need any hassles & I'm already fighting my couch-potato tendencies so NO THANK YOU. But, he keeps bringing it up. We are trying to be nice here since this relationship is very new but we are going to have to start putting our collective foot down! Whaddayado??

[MsSheka 0]

Hey Everyone..I have a question and I hope someone can help me. My fiance lives in Montego Bay and needs to get his police record. He went today and they told him he had to go to Kingston to request that. Is that correct?

Police Records

Available. Residents of Jamaica should apply for police certificates at the Ministry of National Security, 3 Oxford Rd., Kingston 5. They must present a passport, two passport-sized photographs, fee receipt, and evidence, such as a form letter of instructions to visa applicants, that the Embassy requires them to obtain police certificates for immigration purposes. There is both express, three-day service and a 21-day service.

After the application is processed, the applicant should take the receipt to 79 East Street in downtown Kingston, where the applicant is fingerprinted. At the end of the specified period, applicants should return to 79 East Street to collect the police certificate.

Jamaicans living abroad and former residents of Jamaica may also obtain police certificates, but will need someone in Jamaica to act on their behalf. The applicant should furnish the person applying for the record on their behalf with fingerprints, a certificate of character from a Notary Public or Lay Magistrate, two passport size photographs and a letter of consent authorizing application. These documents are to be taken to the Ministry of National Security at 3 Oxford Road, Kingston 5.

The issued certificate measures 8 x 6 inches with a heading of "Jamaican Constabulary." A photograph of the applicant is attached and an impression seal is placed on the photograph.

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

Bunz, that stuff has been all over the net for MONTHS, name face and all....don't feel too bad!!

i had tears coming out my eyes the way i was laughing hard

its messed up

Okay, so we are having 'pushy father-in-law' issues. Lehi's Dad wants to buy him a bus ticket to take the 90 minute ride to his city to see him perform next weekend. I've explained we don't have the gas money (or going out money) & I have school assignments so I can't be going out every weekend but he's still insisting on Lehi coming since of course, they don't want to do the 3 hour drive back & forth to get him & drop him off. Today he kept persisting until Lehi just plain got mad at his Dad. He told him he doesn't want to go places without me so to leave it be. Now my poor honey didn't have a very productive day at school since his mind was on the 'argument'. I'm not sure how to handle this. The man is pushy though....he keeps insisting that he wants to hook us up with free cable since that's what he does. I've told him each time that I'm NOT INTERESTED in having cable (we don't need to have any more reasons than we currently do to spend more time watching TV) & I don't want 'illegal' cable....just don't need any hassles & I'm already fighting my couch-potato tendencies so NO THANK YOU. But, he keeps bringing it up. We are trying to be nice here since this relationship is very new but we are going to have to start putting our collective foot down! Whaddayado??

boy ells that's a tough one

i hate when ppl push their agendas on me

i'd politely tell him we're not in a position to do that right now

explain to him we have busy weekends and tell him we hardly watch tv so we don't need cable

but come to think of it, if he's pushy that probably won't work

i think with ppl like that you ultimately have to be blunt with them, and they can take it or leave it

i hope mr ells feels better

[MsSheka 0]

hey y'all help!! R on my phone saying he's sorry what do i do??? i don't know what to say (i'm just quiet )

All I have to say is remember that is your HUSBAND NOT boyfriend!!!

[Lovesponge 0]

Hey Yardies, I guess it is inevitable for me to be in a long distance relationship. My hubby is helping out his family in FT. Lauderdale with some renovation projects, and I am alone again and pregnant

He is going to be gone all week and then back to spend the weekend with us, and will be doing that for a few months. Even though I am glad for the extra help because times are super tough I really miss my boo.

[MRStee 19]

Going to catch up

[*SunRay* 1]

Bunz, that stuff has been all over the net for MONTHS, name face and all....don't feel too bad!!

i had tears coming out my eyes the way i was laughing hard

its messed up

Okay, so we are having 'pushy father-in-law' issues. Lehi's Dad wants to buy him a bus ticket to take the 90 minute ride to his city to see him perform next weekend. I've explained we don't have the gas money (or going out money) & I have school assignments so I can't be going out every weekend but he's still insisting on Lehi coming since of course, they don't want to do the 3 hour drive back & forth to get him & drop him off. Today he kept persisting until Lehi just plain got mad at his Dad. He told him he doesn't want to go places without me so to leave it be. Now my poor honey didn't have a very productive day at school since his mind was on the 'argument'. I'm not sure how to handle this. The man is pushy though....he keeps insisting that he wants to hook us up with free cable since that's what he does. I've told him each time that I'm NOT INTERESTED in having cable (we don't need to have any more reasons than we currently do to spend more time watching TV) & I don't want 'illegal' cable....just don't need any hassles & I'm already fighting my couch-potato tendencies so NO THANK YOU. But, he keeps bringing it up. We are trying to be nice here since this relationship is very new but we are going to have to start putting our collective foot down! Whaddayado??

boy ells that's a tough one

i hate when ppl push their agendas on me

i'd politely tell him we're not in a position to do that right now

explain to him we have busy weekends and tell him we hardly watch tv so we don't need cable

but come to think of it, if he's pushy that probably won't work

i think with ppl like that you ultimately have to be blunt with them, and they can take it or leave it

i hope mr ells feels better

Tell him Hell to da naw hubby don't wanna come and WE DON'T WANT NO DAMN BOOTLEG CABLE.