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Sharon   1

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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past,

looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The

monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some with me!"

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they share

a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is "dry" so he' s

going to get a drink from the river.

Once at the river, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over

and falls into the water. A Crocodile sees this, swims over to the

lizard, and helps him to the side; then he asks the lizard, "What's

the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he

was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too

stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile

says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree

where the monkey is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says,

"Hey!"

The Monkey looks down and says....

"Fuuuuuuuuck......DUDE!! ....... How much water did you drink, MANNN?!!" :o

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"Life is not measured by how many breaths we take but rather by the moments that take our breath away"

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:thumbs::lol::lol:

August 2003 met my sweet viktoria online

January 2004 feeling the love..heart.gif

November 2004 Really wanting to meet

August 04, 2005 first moments together St Petersburgdance.gif

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Sept 16, 2005 NOA1 received From CSC

Oct 26, 2005 date i had expected to receive my NOA2

(past now with this forever july 7 issue new expected -never)

well maybe not -i expect in about 4 months

Nov 14 NOA2

Dec 7 Sent to embassy

Jan 17 interview - got visa!

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LMAO After being a stoner in my teenage years and being friends with tons of them and being engaged to one (my ex) That is hilariously funny, and really something they'd say :lol:

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Emily (Me) American (Oregon) - Shane (Him) Australian (Adelaide)

I-130

July 21st, 2005 - Mailed petition

July 25th, 2005 - Petition delivered to Nebraska

August 2nd, 2005 - Petition received at CSC

August 3rd, 2005 - Mailed NOA1

August 5th, 2005 - Money order cashed!!!!

August 9th, 2005 - Received NOA1 via snail mail

January 18th, 2006 - NOA2

I-129F

October 19th, 2005 - Mailed petition

October 23rd, 2005 - Petition delivered to Chicago Lockbox

October 26th, 2005 - NOA1

December 1st, 2005 - APPROVED!!!!

December 12th, 2005 - NVC Received

December 15th 2005 - Petition left NVC

December 28th, 2005 - Received by Sydney

January 2nd, 2006 - Packet 3 Received

January 9th, 2006 - DS-230 Pt. 1 and Checklist sent to Sydney

February 28th 2006 - INTERVIEW!!!!

March 2006 - He's home!!!! :)

Our 2 year anniversary!!!!

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Our 1 year marriage anniversary!!!!

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hahahahah all I can think of is the voice of Cheech or Chong sayin that!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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10 year green card received

mid March, 2008. Done 'til Naturalization! WOOT! :)

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:lol::lol::lol:

mike & jemema

7-28-05 first met online

10-4-05 engaged-in phills

12-19-05 filed I-129-f

NOA1??????????

1/23/06 NOA2 RECIEVED , SNAIL MAIL

1/25/06 nvc recieve's petiton

1/27/06 forward to manila

1/29/06 manila recieved

5/18/06 medical exam

5/25/06 INTERVIEW

APPROVED......................

5/26/06 Visa in Hand

6/5/06 Back to the States Together

6/13/06 Applied for SSN

6/26/06 recieved ssn

7/28/06 Wedding planned

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hahahahah all I can think of is the voice of Cheech or Chong sayin that!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

LOLOL....I was just thinking the same thing!!

Teaching is the essential profession...the one that makes ALL other professions possible - David Haselkorn

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:jest: I agree with the Cheech and Chong voice.

Everything I respond to is from personal knowledge, research or experience and I am in no means a lawyer or do I claim to be one. Everyone should read, research and be responsible for your own journey.

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Sister Fracas   5

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:lol::lol::lol:

Co-Founder of VJ Fluffy Kitty Posse -
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31 Dec 2003 MARRIED
26 Jan 2004 Filed I130; 23 May 2005 Received Visa
30 Jun 2005 Arrived at Chicago POE
02 Apr 2007 Filed I751; 22 May 2008 Received 10-yr green card
14 Jul 2012 Citizenship Oath Ceremony

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"A friend with weed is a friend in deed." - Anonymous 60's BS. Recollections of my youth.

"Weed is a seed that grows in the ground, if God didn't want it...it wouldn't be around." - Read in the toilet at Vallhala Pub on Rice University in Houston, TX.

"Better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." - For old dudes like me that get random piss tests at work. Hey...I need a paycheck worst than I need weed!

;)

"Credibility in immigration policy can be summed up in one sentence: Those who should get in, get in; those who should be kept out, are kept out; and those who should not be here will be required to leave."

"...for the system to be credible, people actually have to be deported at the end of the process."

US Congresswoman Barbara Jordan (D-TX)

Testimony to the House Immigration Subcommittee, February 24, 1995

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PEGGY & ROGER

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K-1/K-2 VISA'S APPROVED IN MONTREAL MAY 2, 2005

K-1/K-2 AOS APPROVED IN ATLANTA MAY 17, 2006

10 year GC Approved - APRIL 16th ,2009 - Peggy and Jonathan's......

Still waiting for our cards...Had to file I-90 as they sent them to the wrong address.

March 9th, 2010, Received GC that has been lost in the mail for 10 months. Still waiting for my son's that is lost as well.

Filed Waiver for my son's 10 year GC and it was approved. He finally received his GC after its been missing for 2 years.

Thanking God this is over for 10 years.

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:lol::lol::lol:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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