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[Gary and Alla 3,694]

But my dear Amburger, we are all fat, bald, and cheap old ! Maybe you are the female exception that proves the rule. Do you wear your pajamas to the mall? Say it ain't so!!

i only wear my pajamas to the mall when i wake up in my mickey mouse ones and they show my thong barely covering my giant big mac-eating as$.

Oops! I forgot old (one of the things that happen when you get old is you forget details like that).

I am not fat! I WAS fat, then all that stinky fish showed up and killed my appetite. Great way to diet if you can take the smell

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

My fiancee is Russian, and she is submissive ...

... with everybody else but ME.

Now see, we can start a whole new thread. Russian vs. Ukrainian. What do you think? I say Ukrainian women are similar but with less "sting". Like a domestic bee vs. a wild bee. Neither would wear pajamas to the mall...or to bed for that matter!

Not to sterotype of course.

[slim 1,525]

The whole mail order thing is funny for me because usually the guy who has a problem with my mail order wife is the one who has a 225+ lb. potato chip masher doing her best to kill the couch cushions at home who is constantly nagging him about anything and everything she can.

It's just "wrong" for me to have the wife I have. Yeah, I'm the one that's wrong. Thanks, buddy!

[1HappyGuy 45]

Well said Slim. My experience has been mostly from American women saying, "Oh they only want to come to America, that's why you have a beautiful and young wife". Most of the men I know have said to me in private what a lucky guy I am.

Not one of those women that have expressed that attitude to me have asked my wife if she prefers living here with me or would she prefer I lived in Ukraine. Sometimes the American ego is a bit too much to take, even for me.

[AKguy 1]

My ex is constantly busting my balls on this topic. "You know why she wants to be with you, she would just LOVE to come to America" blah blah blah blah. She knows all of this because a doctor she works with is Russian and "she told me all about how these young Russian girls are just looking to get to the US no matter what"... "just be careful, they are very smart".

All I say is if she's managed to fool me, good for her! She deserves the card! I'm keeping the home movies though!

[baron555 934]

My ex is constantly busting my balls on this topic. "You know why she wants to be with you, she would just LOVE to come to America" blah blah blah blah. She knows all of this because a doctor she works with is Russian and "she told me all about how these young Russian girls are just looking to get to the US no matter what"... "just be careful, they are very smart".

All I say is if she's managed to fool me, good for her! She deserves the card! I'm keeping the home movies though!

Yea, you're just a Stoopid bald American guy. Very easily fooled.

My blond Russian hottie MOB also has me totally bedazzled and will come over here, live a nice life, kid will go to a nice school and she'll tease me ever so slightly until I croak. I look forward to every minute of it!!!!

[clueless_in_usa 8]

My ex is constantly busting my balls on this topic. "You know why she wants to be with you, she would just LOVE to come to America" blah blah blah blah. She knows all of this because a doctor she works with is Russian and "she told me all about how these young Russian girls are just looking to get to the US no matter what"... "just be careful, they are very smart".

All I say is if she's managed to fool me, good for her! She deserves the card! I'm keeping the home movies though!

I look at it this way:

I do not have much money, so financially it is not a big deal for me. If she only wants the Green Card, I at least get three years of fun with a hot wife (MOB). After the divorce I look for a lease on a newer model to keep me happy at least three more years. The cost will be comparable to one made in America, and I am having more fun with the imported one

Who can beat that? The goal is to live a happy life. A man has got to do what he has got to do

[amberdima 6]

The whole mail order thing is funny for me because usually the guy who has a problem with my mail order wife is the one who has a 225+ lb. potato chip masher doing her best to kill the couch cushions at home who is constantly nagging him about anything and everything she can.

It's just "wrong" for me to have the wife I have. Yeah, I'm the one that's wrong. Thanks, buddy!

mmmmmmmmmm potato chipssssssssssssssssssssss

[slim 1,525]

My ex is constantly busting my balls on this topic.

You still have to talk to her?

All I say is if she's managed to fool me, good for her! She deserves the card! I'm keeping the home movies though.

Small price to pay.

I look at it this way:

I do not have much money, so financially it is not a big deal for me. If she only wants the Green Card, I at least get three years of fun with a hot wife (MOB). After the divorce I look for a lease on a newer model to keep me happy at least three more years. The cost will be comparable to one made in America, and I am having more fun with the imported one

Who can beat that? The goal is to live a happy life. A man has got to do what he has got to do

Yeah, and people think we're the ones getting a bad deal! I knew a guy once who was totally into the whole scam thing. The girl openly told everyone once she got to Kali, it was over. He didn't care because he "got to hit that" for two years straight. She didn't care because she got the greencard. Mutually beneficial relationships are good for everyone, right?

mmmmmmmmmm potato chipssssssssssssssssssssss

I knew that wasn't you in those photos!

[Brad and Vika 129]

My ex is constantly busting my balls on this topic. "You know why she wants to be with you, she would just LOVE to come to America" blah blah blah blah. She knows all of this because a doctor she works with is Russian and "she told me all about how these young Russian girls are just looking to get to the US no matter what"... "just be careful, they are very smart".

All I say is if she's managed to fool me, good for her! She deserves the card! I'm keeping the home movies though!

My ex changed her phone number the week after she heard I was getting married to a young Ukrainian woman. Even though we have two kids together, she told every one that she didn't want me to have her number because she needed to "move on". We were divorced nine years already

[1HappyGuy 45]

Brad, That's a great story. Now the ex is beginning to realize that she didn't get the better part of the divorce. I hope you are still able to contact your children. I can see why you got divorced from this short-sighted woman.

Thanks for making the point real clear to a lot of us. :rofl:

[BluesTraveler 0]

....I'm keeping the home movies though!

If you ever think about putting the movies on the net, send us the link.

[baron555 934]

....I'm keeping the home movies though!

If you ever think about putting the movies on the net, send us the link.

Those will be very entertaining, for sure!

We'll see her hitting a better MOA at 100 yards than Slimbo.

We'll see him, naked in his BBQ apron, being chased around the yard by her wielding a rolling pin to bash his Stoopid head.

[slim 1,525]

....I'm keeping the home movies though!

If you ever think about putting the movies on the net, send us the link.

Those will be very entertaining, for sure!

We'll see her hitting a better MOA at 100 yards than Slimbo.

We'll see him, naked in his BBQ apron, being chased around the yard by her wielding a rolling pin to bash his Stoopid head.

Speaking of MOA.... my wife is getting pretty good. She hasn't shot for a while but last time she did, she was posting groups in the 4 MOA range. Not competition level by any means, but able to hit steel at 300 with an AK is pretty good! (Offhand at that!)

[baron555 934]

Speaking of MOA.... my wife is getting pretty good. She hasn't shot for a while but last time she did, she was posting groups in the 4 MOA range. Not competition level by any means, but able to hit steel at 300 with an AK is pretty good! (Offhand at that!)

And, as you know, AKs are not known for superior accuracy. Congrats to her! How's she with a pistola?