The economy is so bad...........

[spookyturtle 9,466]

The economy is so bad

that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It's so bad,

I ordered a burger at McDonalds

and the kid behind the counter asked,

"Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad

that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad

if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"

you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad

parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies

and learned their children's names.

The economy is so bad

a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

The economy is so bad

####### Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad

people in Africa are donating money to Americans.

The economy is so bad

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad

the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

[AlHayatZween 2]

The economy is so bad

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.