How did u meet your fiancee/fiance/wife/husband?

[Loolie 56]

Ok...now is time for my story...

We actually meet in the HOSPITAL she was a nurse.... and I was the patient :devil:

I was lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over my mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give me a partial sponge bath.

“Nurse,” I mumbles, from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, this young nurse replies, “I don’t know, sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”

I struggles to ask again, “Nurse, are my testicles black?” She is now concerned about may elevate my vitals from worry about my testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises my gown, holds the thingy in one hand and the testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, sir!”

Finally I pull off my oxygen mask, smile at her and say to very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely. A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?”

Needless to say has been my private nurse ever since................. :devil: :devil:

oh this is funny...hehehehehe

[el cordobés 0]

^Sometimes you don't seem to know when to quit "pepe". Maybe you missed your siesta amigo. Or maybe all those beans aren't sittin right in your gut.

I'd guess Pepe has too much tequila and watermelon in his system!

That or Pepe's back is sweating profusely!

[muñequita linda 0]

^Sometimes you don't seem to know when to quit "pepe". Maybe you missed your siesta amigo. Or maybe all those beans aren't sittin right in your gut.

I'd guess Pepe has too much tequila and watermelon in his system!

That or Pepe's back is sweating profusely!

Enough with the racial connotations, boys! Pepe is a good man.

[Marzy 1]

Who cares what you/I do in our life? Suck it up!

[Marzy 1]

Any woman who advertises herself and solicits a mate on a dating site is certainly pimping herself! I don't see anything wrong with that and I don't quite understand the excited state of agitation coming out from some women on this thread. Girls, if you solicited on the web, you oughta admit that you pimped yourselves. I was a client of my wife’s pimping but our marriage is working good so far!

I don't care really what others do in their lives, it's theirs, not mine. We pimp ourselves in good or bad ways. Splice it for me if I misinterpret this.

Edited September 11, 2009 by S*J

[Passing.star 0]

Ok...now is time for my story...

We actually meet in the HOSPITAL she was a nurse.... and I was the patient

I was lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over my mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give me a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse," I mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, this young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

I struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" She is now concerned about may elevate my vitals from worry about my testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises my gown, holds the thingy in one hand and the testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir!"

Finally I pull off my oxygen mask, smile at her and say to very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely. A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

Needless to say has been my private nurse ever since.................

oh this is funny...hehehehehe

That's funny!!!

[Lancelotte25 1]

I did not fall in love with a "foreign" man as I never pimped myself in the Internet. My husband and I were sweethearts in the Philippines and the relationship started more than 10 years ago before he moved to the USA. Besides, I'll never be attracted to American men!

Using this word is derogatorily. In order not to arise tensions, refrain your self from using such harsh word.

You may say, you didn't PIMPED on the internet, how can you be so sure that others did?

[tallcoolone 102]

Mine is a simple story.

I was on Vacation in PI a couple years ago, I took my clothes to a local family to get them washed and cleaned.

I came back the next day and some one had stolen my clothes, Since I felt like something was not on the up and up, I secured thier youngest daughter as payment for the clothes that were missing.

[Lancelotte25 1]

Mine is a simple story.

I was on Vacation in PI a couple years ago, I took my clothes to a local family to get them washed and cleaned.

I came back the next day and some one had stolen my clothes, Since I felt like something was not on the up and up, I secured thier youngest daughter as payment for the clothes that were missing.

LOL..Nice one

[tallcoolone 102]

Mine is a simple story.

I was on Vacation in PI a couple years ago, I took my clothes to a local family to get them washed and cleaned.

I came back the next day and some one had stolen my clothes, Since I felt like something was not on the up and up, I secured thier youngest daughter as payment for the clothes that were missing.

LOL..Nice one

I was not joking........

[PhiLandShiR 18]

Did you ever ask if maybe she was the one that took them?

Maybe you were setup??

-P

Mine is a simple story.

I was on Vacation in PI a couple years ago, I took my clothes to a local family to get them washed and cleaned.

I came back the next day and some one had stolen my clothes, Since I felt like something was not on the up and up, I secured thier youngest daughter as payment for the clothes that were missing.

LOL..Nice one

I was not joking........

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

As per Charles! request, this thread is also brought back to life. Warning! Contains TCO!

[Hank_ 9,174]

Seriously? Or you pulling someone's lariat?

I was on Vacation in PI a couple years ago, I took my clothes to a local family to get them washed and cleaned.

I came back the next day and some one had stolen my clothes, Since I felt like something was not on the up and up, I secured thier their youngest daughter as payment for the clothes that were missing.

I think someone may be tossing bait into the wind

Edited September 3, 2013 by Hank_

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

I think someone may be tossing bait into the wind

If yer referrin' to the child-for-laundry fiasco, that post was 4 years ago. though I must say, it was a pretty good trade, unless the clothes were Gucci or other snobbish wear...

[Niblet 22]

so what about Hank and the patriot? you guys want to hear everyone elses dirt,,lets hear your sob story,,,,

how many of you have a round eye as an ex wife?