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Half the world? If I didn't know better, I'd say that sounds a bit racist. But I know you claim otherwise.

Well it's not the people from those places. More like the people that are married to them. They all seem to have this thing about them. Even at work there is one guy who fits this stereotype and we certainly don't get along. As they say, I like to call a spade a spade. Certainly not a coincidence that this type of person is who I get along with the least here. :lol:

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According to the Internal Revenue Service, the 400 richest American households earned a total of $US138 billion, up from $US105 billion a year earlier. That's an average of $US345 million each, on which they paid a tax rate of just 16.6 per cent.

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See corn cobs were already mentioned, but more detail is required on this subject.

Field corn, the kind you grow for cows has a brown corn cob, sweet corn for humans is white, but cows eat a lot more corn than humans.

So when you walk out back to the outhouse, you use two brown corn cobs first, then you use a white one to see if you need another brown one.

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See corn cobs were already mentioned, but more detail is required on this subject.

Field corn, the kind you grow for cows has a brown corn cob, sweet corn for humans is white, but cows eat a lot more corn than humans.

So when you walk out back to the outhouse, you use two brown corn cobs first, then you use a white one to see if you need another brown one.

I always thought you used the dried husks. :unsure:

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:ot2: Here is the solution:

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Now we just need a government program to fund the research.

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He does this with anyone with a spouse from Latin America, Phillipines, black etc. He does it here and at the other forum. He has also sent me a PM stating the same. And not to mention everyone he is going fly down to talk to him in person so he can beat them up and bragging about how tough he is. Nothing new here. He is what he is.

I just don't like people from certain places. :no:

Wasn't Australia colonized by a bunch of criminals kicked out of another country, just askin' :yes:

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:ot2: Here is the solution:

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Now we just need a government program to fund the research.

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At last, another Vjer who moves :ot2: , and appreciates real, classy, toilet humor - instead of spending time spitting fire. :star:

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Wasn't Australia colonized by a bunch of criminals kicked out of another country, just askin' :yes:

No it was colonized by the British. Considering the sheer number of people in prison, my how have things turned hey. At least people in Aus don't need to worry about their pizza store being robbed. For a party that prides itself on winning, you repubs sure are a bunch of really bad losers. Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you better get used to it.

PS Did you notice which store and from where won the international best pizza contest in Las Vegas. Just askin'.. ;)

Dude stick to your shitty little Indi car racing :lol: and leave Pizza to the pros.

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According to the Internal Revenue Service, the 400 richest American households earned a total of $US138 billion, up from $US105 billion a year earlier. That's an average of $US345 million each, on which they paid a tax rate of just 16.6 per cent.

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:ot2: Here is the solution:

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Now we just need a government program to fund the research.

:lol:



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Wasn't Australia colonized by a bunch of criminals kicked out of another country, just askin' :yes:

No it was colonized by the British. Considering the sheer number of people in prison, my how have things turned hey. At least people in Aus don't need to worry about their pizza store being robbed. For a party that prides itself on winning, you repubs sure are a bunch of really bad losers. Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you better get used to it.

:rofl: I'm not a repub, I am an Independent, that means independent thinker. I don't need a group to tell me what I need to believe.

Maybe you need a little history lesson:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convicts_in_Australia

During the late 18th and 19th centuries, large numbers of convicts were transported to the various Australian penal colonies by the British government.[1] One of the primary reasons for the British settlement of Australia was the establishment of a penal colony to alleviate pressure on their overburdened correctional facilities. Over the 80 years more than 165,000 convicts were transported to Australia

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PS Did you notice which store and from where won the international best pizza contest in Las Vegas. Just askin'.. ;)

:rofl: :rofl: The question is DO I REALLY CARE!

Dude stick to your shitty little Indi car racing :lol: and leave Pizza to the pros.

Awww...now you have to resort to name calling...did you get your little feeeewing hurted.... :crying:

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Why hasn't he been suspended yet? I did report last night and I think Charles also reported. This is bad, someone calls out other member's family and no action is taken against them?

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:rofl: I'm not a repub, I am an Independent, that means independent thinker. I don't need a group to tell me what I need to believe.

ah ha..

Maybe you need a little history lesson:

...

:rofl:

Pointing that out is as moronic and uneducated as it gets. It's the equivalent of saying well the African Americans were once slaves, therefore, they must still be slaves. Newsflash: 1/4 of Australian citizens were not even born in Australia. Let alone factoring in the percentage of Australian's who were actual convicts. I would say you can do better than that but then again you're a pizza guy, so you cannot. You also do realize the British brought convicts to the US.

:rofl: :rofl: The question is DO I REALLY CARE!

......

Awww...now you have to resort to name calling...did you get your little feeeewing hurted....:crying:

Nice way to dodge the fact you have been beaten. As in they are better than you.

Why hasn't he been suspended yet? I did report last night and I think Charles also reported. This is bad, someone calls out other member's family and no action is taken against them?

So the the initial prior insults were called for and acceptable then?

Edited by Booyah!

According to the Internal Revenue Service, the 400 richest American households earned a total of $US138 billion, up from $US105 billion a year earlier. That's an average of $US345 million each, on which they paid a tax rate of just 16.6 per cent.

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See corn cobs were already mentioned, but more detail is required on this subject.

Field corn, the kind you grow for cows has a brown corn cob, sweet corn for humans is white, but cows eat a lot more corn than humans.

So when you walk out back to the outhouse, you use two brown corn cobs first, then you use a white one to see if you need another brown one.

ahh ... good to see there is someone else who remembers how to use cob. :lol:

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So the the initial prior insults were called for and acceptable then?

How so mature of you of using derogative remarks against someone else's wife. Oh and she doesn't post on the forums, so why would you bring her up?

Apparently everyone from third world country married for green card.

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So the the initial prior insults were called for and acceptable then?

How so mature of you of using derogative remarks against someone else's wife. Oh and she doesn't post on the forums, so why would you bring her up?

Apparently everyone from third world country married for green card.

First off, spooky and I constantly have a jab at each other. As soon as he gets personal, I get personal back.

There is no apparent to it. Everyone is free to believe what they want to believe. At the end of the day it's their problem not mine.

According to the Internal Revenue Service, the 400 richest American households earned a total of $US138 billion, up from $US105 billion a year earlier. That's an average of $US345 million each, on which they paid a tax rate of just 16.6 per cent.

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:rofl: I'm not a repub, I am an Independent, that means independent thinker. I don't need a group to tell me what I need to believe.

ah ha..

Maybe you need a little history lesson:

...

:rofl:

Pointing that out is as moronic and uneducated as it gets. It's the equivalent of saying well the African Americans were once slaves, therefore, they must still be slaves. Newsflash: 1/4 of Australian citizens were not even born in Australia. Let alone factoring in the percentage of Australian's who were actual convicts. I would say you can do better than that but then again you're a pizza guy, so you cannot. You also do realize the British brought convicts to the US.

What do you mean....pointing out that you know nothing about what you said is moronic on my part...I think you have it backwards. And the point was to show that JUST BECAUSE THERE WERE CONVICTS in the 1800's that colonized Australia does not mean that they are all convicts there now. Thanks for making my point HOW IGNORANT YOUR NAME CALLING IS about citizens of some countries. YOU ARE TOO EASY....I lay a trap you fall in.

:rofl: :rofl: The question is DO I REALLY CARE!

......

Awww...now you have to resort to name calling...did you get your little feeeewing hurted....:crying:

Nice way to dodge the fact you have been beaten. As in they are better than you.

No actually everyone knows whomever advertises in the magazines and other supporters that put on that show are the ones who will inevitably win MOST of the contests. Besides I wasn't IN THE COMPETITION so its hard to be beaten, do you know how competitions are held. Someone takes on someone else, it's not because someone wins something everyone else in the world loses...what an idiot. So I suppose if you win at a game of solitaire (which i doubt you could) you would claim all others in the world who play solitaire to be losers.... :rofl:

Why hasn't he been suspended yet? I did report last night and I think Charles also reported. This is bad, someone calls out other member's family and no action is taken against them?

So the the initial prior insults were called for and acceptable then?

:rofl:

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