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See it's true. I think he has a wigi board and secretly speaks to Lenin.

I can only assume that was supposed to be OUIJA Board....

(Which is pronounced "Wee-jah", NOT "Wee-Gee")

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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:lol:

'Sup Platy-man!!!

'Sup, Computer?

Been riding my bike a lot. Did a metric century last weekend. Ergo, I haven't really had time for the Happy Horseshit® of VJ.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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'Sup Platy-man!!!

'Sup, Computer?

Been riding my bike a lot. Did a metric century last weekend. Ergo, I haven't really had time for the Happy Horseshit® of VJ.

Did a lab move over the last couple of weeks. Lots of machines to de-install, move, re-install, calibrate... felt like an engineer for a bit there.

But your presence around these here parts are noted. There is a need for not so friendly b!tchslappings that you can provide among the more ridiculous Volk here.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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:lol:

'Sup Platy-man!!!

'Sup, Computer?

Been riding my bike a lot. Did a metric century last weekend. Ergo, I haven't really had time for the Happy Horseshit® of VJ.

Did a lab move over the last couple of weeks. Lots of machines to de-install, move, re-install, calibrate... felt like an engineer for a bit there.

But your presence around these here parts are noted. There is a need for not so friendly b!tchslappings that you can provide among the more ridiculous Volk here.

Ah, but that does not compute.

I no longer have my mythical "Get Out of Jail Free Card", ya see. EVERYONE knows that Mags was always protecting me and letting me get away with being Teh Haterz! (Yeah, whatever... I think she suspended me more than anyone else did)

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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HAL 9000   96

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:lol:

'Sup Platy-man!!!

'Sup, Computer?

Been riding my bike a lot. Did a metric century last weekend. Ergo, I haven't really had time for the Happy Horseshit® of VJ.

Did a lab move over the last couple of weeks. Lots of machines to de-install, move, re-install, calibrate... felt like an engineer for a bit there.

But your presence around these here parts are noted. There is a need for not so friendly b!tchslappings that you can provide among the more ridiculous Volk here.

Ah, but that does not compute.

I no longer have my mythical "Get Out of Jail Free Card", ya see. EVERYONE knows that Mags was always protecting me and letting me get away with being Teh Haterz! (Yeah, whatever... I think she suspended me more than anyone else did)

Hey whatever you and Mags did at home to remedy that situation is in your domain... :lol:

Hmmm... so I detect a hint of wanting to join the Friendly B!tchslapping Squad???

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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'Sup Platy-man!!!

'Sup, Computer?

Been riding my bike a lot. Did a metric century last weekend. Ergo, I haven't really had time for the Happy Horseshit® of VJ.

Did a lab move over the last couple of weeks. Lots of machines to de-install, move, re-install, calibrate... felt like an engineer for a bit there.

But your presence around these here parts are noted. There is a need for not so friendly b!tchslappings that you can provide among the more ridiculous Volk here.

Ah, but that does not compute.

I no longer have my mythical "Get Out of Jail Free Card", ya see. EVERYONE knows that Mags was always protecting me and letting me get away with being Teh Haterz! (Yeah, whatever... I think she suspended me more than anyone else did)

Hey whatever you and Mags did at home to remedy that situation is in your domain... :lol:

Hmmm... so I detect a hint of wanting to join the Friendly B!tchslapping Squad???

As long as there's no "Commies4Christ" involved, since I detest all things "Organized Religion" (especially that one).

How about Pagans4Pan? Heathens4Hecate? Athiests4Alf? Platypi4Plato?

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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HAL 9000   96

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Whatever coasts your bike Platy...

I can sanction a non-denominational, purely philosophical organization just for you and your hopefully positive, friendly, and uplifting b!tchslappings...

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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Whatever coasts your bike Platy...

I can sanction a non-denominational, purely philosophical organization just for you and your hopefully positive, friendly, and uplifting b!tchslappings...

and if that doesn't work ... when the idiots get a flat .. just ride on by and let them fix their own dayum tire.

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He'd just need to smile while at it.

i can think of someone that could be riding that bike to make platy smile.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Whatever coasts your bike Platy...

I can sanction a non-denominational, purely philosophical organization just for you and your hopefully positive, friendly, and uplifting b!tchslappings...

and if that doesn't work ... when the idiots get a flat .. just ride on by and let them fix their own dayum tire.

So.... what you doin' this winter? I'm thinkin' about taking a week or so off and riding in Texas for a while.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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Whatever coasts your bike Platy...

I can sanction a non-denominational, purely philosophical organization just for you and your hopefully positive, friendly, and uplifting b!tchslappings...

and if that doesn't work ... when the idiots get a flat .. just ride on by and let them fix their own dayum tire.

So.... what you doin' this winter? I'm thinkin' about taking a week or so off and riding in Texas for a while.

besides work and the twins? not much.

any part(s) of TX in particular?

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Whatever coasts your bike Platy...

I can sanction a non-denominational, purely philosophical organization just for you and your hopefully positive, friendly, and uplifting b!tchslappings...

and if that doesn't work ... when the idiots get a flat .. just ride on by and let them fix their own dayum tire.

So.... what you doin' this winter? I'm thinkin' about taking a week or so off and riding in Texas for a while.

besides work and the twins? not much.

any part(s) of TX in particular?

I was thinking Houston, unless you've moved. LOL!

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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Whatever coasts your bike Platy...

I can sanction a non-denominational, purely philosophical organization just for you and your hopefully positive, friendly, and uplifting b!tchslappings...

and if that doesn't work ... when the idiots get a flat .. just ride on by and let them fix their own dayum tire.

So.... what you doin' this winter? I'm thinkin' about taking a week or so off and riding in Texas for a while.

besides work and the twins? not much.

any part(s) of TX in particular?

I was thinking Houston, unless you've moved. LOL!

still in the area. i've been finding some good FM roads.

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