Toupee or no toupee?

[hockeygal 0]

Keep what is left short, a la Jean Luc Picard! Sexy.

But what am I supposed to do? Over the past 15 years, I think I have lost half my hair. It falls out faster than it grows in, and this stressful process isn't helping.

[Cristy 4]

Never a toupee, never a combover. NEVER!!!!

[Marilyn. 340]

Extreme Comb Over (From the Patently Absurd Inventions Archive)

Extreme Comb Over

US Patent Issued In 1975

Unbelievable! Just when you think you've seen it all, something more incredible comes along. This is a patent for a three way comb-over to cover a bald head. That's right, the US Patent Office actually issued a patent for a method of combing your hair! The inventor was apparently concerned for insolvent bald men that couldn't afford a bad hair piece.

Just let your hair grow long and goofy on the sides, then divide it into three sections and comb it over your bald head one section at a time. Be sure to add hair spray to each new hair layer. This may truly be the most Totally Absurd patent we have ever seen!

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Edited July 14, 2006 by MarilynP

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Extreme Comb Over (From the Patently Absurd Inventions Archive)

This guy goes to my gym.

[Laura_and_IanM 0]

PMSL..i think there is a guy like that in everyones gym ...hehe

[Sharon 1]

I pee every day. To me it is not a question of whter to pee or not, but how man times adya. Usually twice. :B

Daniel

:energetic:

Holy Cow, brother! You better start drinking more water. You're poor kidneys are going to go on strike!

Sheeesh! I was gonna say the same thing!

You only pee TWICE A DAY?

Jeeeez maybe ya got a sponge for a bladder.

[Fandango 1,439]

Steven, I think you should try a toupee. A big assed afro one

[john_and_marlene 162]

I keep it cut close now. I went to the barber on Wednesday and asked for my usual #1 guard on the sides and #3 on the top. The barber forgot what number I had asked for on top and asked me "Did you say #3 on the top hair?" I responded with: yes, all 6 of them.

[Linababe 0]

well hair is a touchy subject with my fella who is 33 and is residing, he normally wears his hair kinda longish and just straight down on the sides, actually i still think he has a very young looking hairstyle lol to go with his 16 year old looks lol. He tends to wear a baseball cap everywhere he goes to cover the hairline but I keep telling him I love him no matter what. OH boy he even jokes that he will turn up on our wedding day with his damn baseball cap and jeans on lol He sometimes jokes and says he will shave his head - but somehow I dont seem to like that - I personally like to grab hold of the hair when we are in intimate sessions, lol if ya know what I mean but no way to a wig!! lol Mind ya I am worrying too much about my own hair falling out right now and going thin at the age of 38 - umm may consider extensions lol We actually discussed this the other day - I said we may have to look into that new hair treatment where they actually put some hair folicles into your scalp umm wonder how much that would cost lol

[Sister Fracas 5]

Just say NO to toooooops!

And look at your mum's side of the family if you have a receding hairline...it's passed from mums to sons, not father to sons.

[chri'stina 190]

Just say NO to toooooops!

[gjetson 0]

Dude, No way man. No Toupee for you or mehas. I am in the same position as you as my hair line has retreated to the back of my head to get out of the sun. I used to have long, curly hair and as I got older, I started to lose it. Now I am not bald but have that hair line creeping back but I would never get a toupee. I just believe that G-D gave me what I have and this is how I am supposed to look not with some phony rat lying on top of my head. As for Rogaine, don't do it either bec maybe your weeney will come off in the shower. You don't know what is in it. As long as you are happy with your self, then your loved ones will be happy with you and besides, they love you bec if what is in your heart and not what is on the top of your head.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Steven, I think you should try a toupee. A big assed afro one

should I go blonde or black?

[Marilyn. 340]

nah, I think this one would be better suited for you

[Peter Miami 0]

No toupee! Keep the haircut short.

Peter Miami