hi :)

[BluesTraveler 0]

I vote for Cheburashka. Wearing a condom

Good choice! Cheburashka, condom on his head, guns in one hand, sexy Russian girl wrapped around his leg, holding up a pie for him. Now that's a mascot!

Edited September 7, 2009 by BluesTraveler

[visaveteran 0]

It's time, IMJ, to to knock off the "pie" and "guns" insider jokes and move on. I think two years of junior high school level jokes on these subjects is long enough. There was never a lot of hardy laughs flowing from these jokes, even in the beginning...now it has gotten pitiful.

If you need to make jokes like these to feel accepted, you need to get back into counseling or take your meds.

And, if nothing else, how about a little mercy?

[Brad and Vika 129]

If you don't like the tune - shut the radio off. No meds or counseling required. You will be missed.

[baron555 934]

It's time, IMJ, to to knock off the "pie" and "guns" insider jokes and move on. I think two years of junior high school level jokes on these subjects is long enough. There was never a lot of hardy laughs flowing from these jokes, even in the beginning...now it has gotten pitiful.

If you need to make jokes like these to feel accepted, you need to get back into counseling or take your meds.

And, if nothing else, how about a little mercy?

Don't know about you but when I hold my Garand in my hands, the balance, the feel, the history.......it's like eating Peach pie.

[clueless_in_usa 8]

I vote for Cheburashka. Wearing a condom

Good choice! Cheburashka, condom on his head, guns in one hand, sexy Russian girl wrapped around his leg, holding up a pie for him. Now that's a mascot!

The head of Cheburaska is too big for the condom ... unless ...

... anyway, why does it have to go over its head? Or is there a head I have not seen? I will go and check my Cheburaska at home.

[baron555 934]

It's time, IMJ, to to knock off the "pie" and "guns" insider jokes and move on. I think two years of junior high school level jokes on these subjects is long enough. There was never a lot of hardy laughs flowing from these jokes, even in the beginning...now it has gotten pitiful.

If you need to make jokes like these to feel accepted, you need to get back into counseling or take your meds.

And, if nothing else, how about a little mercy?

Don't know about you but when I hold my Garand in my hands, the balance, the feel, the history.......it's like eating Peach pie.

Oh, and the kick of a Mosin!!!! I know why Vodka was invented!

[BluesTraveler 0]

The head of Cheburaska is too big for the condom ... unless ...

... anyway, why does it have to go over its head? Or is there a head I have not seen? I will go and check my Cheburaska at home.

Maybe 2 different condoms one over each ear? Like ear muffs?

[visaveteran 0]

And, if nothing else, how about a little mercy?

Good form vv. Your post certainly inclines me to mercy. Especially since you asked so politely and in a non-confrontational way.

How 'bout this: stfu, grab a slice of pie in one hand and a rifle in the other, and join your fellow middle schoolers in a hearty round of "Cheburashka's got a condom on his head!" (to the tune of "Grandma got run over by a reindeer") Or if you insist on whining at least take it to the UK forum where they'll appreciate it. Otherwise some of the rest of us might get the notion to snap your bra strap on the playground.

And hey, I thought it was supposed to be the granola hippie librulz trying to take our guns away, not the neocon wingnut. #######?

(serious answer: if you don't like the tone of the forum, change it through discussion, not insults.)

As the originator of the pie/gun "humor" I expected you to be an early responder. Your low grade humor about guns and pies keeps you from owning up to just who you are in regards Russian women, engagement or marriage. Yuck it up and keep hiding out while serving as the pretend resident expert. Just one problem...you don't seem to have a relationship...or visa journey if you will. Obviously that's not required to be the forum big cheese and head goofball with attitude.

But you carry no standing with me. You're a wise guy, class clown who enjoys hiding behind humor...usually at someone else's expense.

(Real answer...get a new hobby.)

[BluesTraveler 0]

(Real answer...get a new hobby.)

VisaVeteran, if you don't like Mox's posts, use the ignore button. It works. Really it does.

[TayRivers 4]

Come on people play nice. Personal attacks are against TOS.

[Brad and Vika 129]

As far as I can see Tay, nobody's personally attacked anybody else. Just an honest, albeit heated, disagreement between folk.

In that case, get back into therapy you whacko. Or pass me the medication.

[Brad and Vika 129]

As far as I can see Tay, nobody's personally attacked anybody else. Just an honest, albeit heated, disagreement between folk.

In that case, get back into therapy you whacko. Or pass me the medication.

Here's some banana cream...er...medication.

Fine, so long as you don't try to take my AK-47 away. Your imaginary wife will be jealous though.

And besides, yours would be jalapena cream medication anyway.

Edited September 9, 2009 by Brad and Vika

[slim 1,533]

Good choice! Cheburashka, condom on his head, guns in one hand, sexy Russian girl wrapped around his leg, holding up a pie for him. Now that's a mascot!

That's what I'm talking about!

It's time, IMJ, to to knock off the "pie" and "guns" insider jokes and move on. I think two years of junior high school level jokes on these subjects is long enough. There was never a lot of hardy laughs flowing from these jokes, even in the beginning...now it has gotten pitiful.

If you need to make jokes like these to feel accepted, you need to get back into counseling or take your meds.

And, if nothing else, how about a little mercy?

uuhhhhh..... this is the internet, right?

Don't know about you but when I hold my Garand in my hands, the balance, the feel, the history.......it's like eating Peach pie.

Nicely done, sir!