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Just wanted to say hi to everyone. I've been reading this off and on for a little while, and although I don't (yet) understand all of the inside jokes, it's been fun and informative to read :) So this is my introduction! Hi everyone! I'm glad to be here!

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Welcome aboard M&K! Yeah, if your time line is right, congratulations on tomorrow!

11/13/2009 -- Mailed I-129F

11/17/2009 -- Received NOA 1

02/10/2010 -- NOA 2 Mailed

02/16/2010 -- NOA 2 Received (via email)

02/19/2010 -- Petition forwarded to Moscow

04/23/2010 -- Scheduled Interview - SUCCESS

07/20/2010 -- Entrance to USA POE Anchorage

08/21/2010 -- Wedding

11/04/2010 -- Mailed AOS

01/25/2011 -- AOS Interview - SUCCESS

Member of the RUB group, where high horses meet low brows.

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Welcome! I am fairly new to the group and don't get all the jokes either. No worries.

05/04/09 -- K1 visa, NOA-1

09/18/09 -- K1, NOA-2

01/26/09 -- Interview passed in Moscow

03/02/10 -- POE, JFK airport

05/23/10 -- Wedding!

11/16/10 -- 2-year green card approved

04/01/13 -- 10-year green card approved

11/23/13 -- N-400 mailed

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Just wanted to say hi to everyone. I've been reading this off and on for a little while, and although I don't (yet) understand all of the inside jokes, it's been fun and informative to read :) So this is my introduction! Hi everyone! I'm glad to be here!

Don't forget to use the RUB often.

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Yes, tomorrow is the big day! Thanks everyone!!! I of course will be offline for a few days ;):)

Take the whole weekend. If anyone asks, tell 'em I said it was ok. ;)

Nyet, nyet; he just drops by for a "HI" then leaves for another weekend; and that is okay with you. Not me, RUB is a participation site; come in, sit down, eat some pie, fire a few bullets, listen to insults from outsiders, etc. How long does a wedding take, maybe a couple hours; he has plenty of time to come by and chat. :devil:

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Congratulations on your marriage and welcome to the RUB! :thumbs:

Wife's visa journey:

03/19/07: Initial mailing of I-129F.

07/07/11: U.S. Citizenship approved and Oath Ceremony!

MIL's visa journey:

07/26/11: Initial mailing of I-130.

05/22/12: Interview passed!

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Congrats on the wedding, and good luck in the rest of the process. Welcome to the forum, and don't be afraid to waste the rest of your life here. All the cool people are doing it.

Now, here's slim's guide to understanding all the inside jokes. -First, you have to remember, we're all old, fat and bald and we only imported a hot younger wife because we had no other choice. (For the women on here, we'll, they're just closet lesbos who wish they could've gotten a hot younger wife... so they did the next best thing and got a hot younger husband. Oh, and they're all old and fat too, but not nearly as bad as us.)

We like guns and pie.

So, to sum up, if you think about everything from that point of view, (old fat guys with hot young wives who like to shoot and eat pie) then maybe it'll make some better sense.

And folks, I just realized since we're in the RUB forum, that means we're the RUBbers. Birth control, condoms, etc. We need to vote on an official mascot. I'm going with the Trojan Man.

Русский форум член.

Ensure your beneficiary makes and brings with them to the States a copy of the DS-3025 (vaccination form)

If the government is going to force me to exercise my "right" to health care, then they better start requiring people to exercise their Right to Bear Arms. - "Where's my public option rifle?"

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So, to sum up, if you think about everything from that point of view, (old fat guys with hot young wives who like to shoot and eat pie) then maybe it'll make some better sense.

Hey, wait! I never said that I like to shoot. I do not even like to hold a gun.

I do fit the other part of the profile: fat and old pervert who found himself a younger MOB because I would never have a chance with any woman IN the US of A.

There is a reason I said IN. Let me tell you something funny that happened to me a few years back.

I was browsing profiles in Mamba.Ru and I noticed this attractive woman living in New York, so I wrote her the following stupid line:

We both know that you are beautiful. Now tell me, what color are your eyes?

To which she quickly replied:

sorry, amigo, you should pick apples in your own garden

to get russian girl ain't as easy as you think

So, even with Russians I do not stand a chance, if they are already living in the US of A. That is why I "bought" my MOB with "money back guarantee." :no:

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You did it wrong, Clueless. As we all know, Russians (in Russia) live in constant poverty, where there is constant revolution and there are mile long breadlines that you have to walk through the snow to get to, uphill both ways. They are DESPERATE to get to the land of milk, honey, and affordable health care. But if they can't do that, they'll take the US as a runner-up. (ba-dumpa! Thank you, tip your waitresses, I'll be here all weekend!) Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that if you want a Russian woman, you have to get one from Russia, because they're so desperate that they'll marry anyone, which means old fat bald men like us can legally pay for sex, which is awesome. OTOH, you really need to have a "new bride" plan every couple years. Which isn't too bad when you really think about it. If you're 55, married to a hawt sexy 19 year-old, once she hits 21 she's already starting to age. Time to get another 19 year-old.

For a mascot, I vote for Cheburashka. Wearing a condom. :|

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