Yardies at Home and a Farrin (part18)

[jakeswife 0]

aretha is killing me softly with ...... just about every damn thing she has on

the hat..............to match that dress?..........with stockings...................with those shoes

*flatlines

At least she's not in feathers like she usually is....

well she in animal print now, not a far cry.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Lawd Lawny mek mi ansa mi own question nuh CHO!!

No I am not jakeswife but we trying!!

when we were trying my hubby look like just a tool to me. he hated that i didn't see it as a romantic thing as time goes by so him refuse to let off sperm.so mi say come yah boy pickney need fi born.it's funny now, but then he was so mad that i saw him as an instrument just to sow seed.

damn SPERM tiefin ooman

no tre, mi tek sperm.him lucky mi neva use a pliers.

mi rass...ooman u mad fi real mi fraid a u

[*JG* 2]

Where is everyone today???

I went dove hunting EARLY yesterday morning. Ended up taking a whole day of vacation and going back to bed when done.

No worries, all I did was shoot sunflowers. Looking into hunter education today so I can actually shoot something in the near future!

[DaDa 1]

boy aretha not even spanx can help you now. it seem like she just gaining weight every morning she wake up. by the way, i am going to buy me a spanx when these babies come out to help bring down mi belly.yes, mi sound vain but mi not letting dem tek mi shape.

I know that is right there is nothing wrong with that. I don’t see it as being vain I see it as I have a shape and I want to keep it that way. But as small as you are I have a feeling you will gain your shape back in no time.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Where is everyone today???

I went dove hunting EARLY yesterday morning. Ended up taking a whole day of vacation and going back to bed when done.

No worries, all I did was shoot sunflowers. Looking into hunter education today so I can actually shoot something in the near future!

Oh Lord; JG with a GUN

[jakeswife 0]

Lawd Lawny mek mi ansa mi own question nuh CHO!!

No I am not jakeswife but we trying!!

when we were trying my hubby look like just a tool to me. he hated that i didn't see it as a romantic thing as time goes by so him refuse to let off sperm.so mi say come yah boy pickney need fi born.it's funny now, but then he was so mad that i saw him as an instrument just to sow seed.

damn SPERM tiefin ooman

no tre, mi tek sperm.him lucky mi neva use a pliers.

mi rass...ooman u mad fi real mi fraid a u

yes be afraid tre be very afraid.

[DaDa 1]

i need her to organise my LIFE!

she is borderline ocd, i'm convinced loli need some of that in my life

I think she is. Oops did I say that out loud?

[*JG* 2]

i'm hungry

Well I have a knuckle sandwich for you if you would like it.

TRADER!!!!

Ha ha at kuckle sandwich. My dad used to say that all the time.

[DaDa 1]

smaddi pon here? who is it? send me a PM

mi nah guh sen nuh PM, caws dat would juss be spreading gossip, caws mi nuh have nuh reason fi feeling di way I do....

Gossip is what she loves!

[jakeswife 0]

boy aretha not even spanx can help you now. it seem like she just gaining weight every morning she wake up. by the way, i am going to buy me a spanx when these babies come out to help bring down mi belly.yes, mi sound vain but mi not letting dem tek mi shape.

I know that is right there is nothing wrong with that. I don’t see it as being vain I see it as I have a shape and I want to keep it that way. But as small as you are I have a feeling you will gain your shape back in no time.

well i am going to do everything to mek sure mi have a resemblance of mi old self. i need to find the kimora bodyshaper. it's at a store here in one week .i will be the first at the door.

[*JG* 2]

let me try that one Jakeswife...

who has kids...

Nelly's daughter had a baby so she is a grandmother now

Jgay who is now Stonelove had her baby I believe

I know I am missing someone

Breakups....

I can't remember any...

Kids that are being PITA's

Mine

Philly's

IrieCat - sometimes

Finesse - didn't want to ride the short bus to school

I divorced.

[dillon 6]

yesterday my daughter who is 7 came home and told me this story and I am still cracking up about it.

she was at the drinking fountain and waiting in line and this little boy in her class says to her it is your turn white girl. marley looks at him and really doesn't say anything to him. so she goes up to get her drink and he is still there bugging her and says to her...are you a white girl and marley says my dad is jamaican. Then out of his mouth says oh do you bleach? Marley looked at him like she has no clue what that is. When she came home and told me I couldn't stop laughing so I had her go tell hubby and of course he was cracking up too. All he could say is he must see that at home. The nerve of these kids these days!!!!

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

yesterday my daughter who is 7 came home and told me this story and I am still cracking up about it.

she was at the drinking fountain and waiting in line and this little boy in her class says to her it is your turn white girl. marley looks at him and really doesn't say anything to him. so she goes up to get her drink and he is still there bugging her and says to her...are you a white girl and marley says my dad is jamaican. Then out of his mouth says oh do you bleach? Marley looked at him like she has no clue what that is. When she came home and told me I couldn't stop laughing so I had her go tell hubby and of course he was cracking up too. All he could say is he must see that at home. The nerve of these kids these days!!!!

muss some ole cruff him living wid why him tink seh a bleach she a bleach

rude

[finesse 3]

smaddi pon here? who is it? send me a PM

mi nah guh sen nuh PM, caws dat would juss be spreading gossip, caws mi nuh have nuh reason fi feeling di way I do....

juss joke mi a mek....mi no really care

i just wouldn't say anything either way....congrats nor watch your back

[jakeswife 0]

soon come back, mi going to the dr.{obgyn} for my routine visit.