Yardies at Home and a Farrin (part18)

[phillyfashionista 8]

Just heard that Patrick Swayze died awwww

Cancer is relentless God I pray they find a cure!

RIP Patrick

man death is so final

i will never get used that

This is so true Bunz

Awwwww... you gotta give DaDa a break Quana...

There's no place like JA, there's no place like JA!

JAP How much for the shoes??

:rofl: Dada dem shoes are killing me softly can you imagine someone actually trying to rock them with jeans

[phillyfashionista 8]

Ells

Well why did I agree to wash my Mom's cat ( formerly my cat) at my house. Well she dropped Midnight off with Hubby and as soon as she came in the door the other 2 cats rushed in to greet her, they were happy for a new playmate. Well one look at the 2 kitties and she freaked out I mean she was hissing, spitting, growling and I swear doing Karate moves. Mr Philly said Bomba look pon deh war pus she a kill dem dead! I was like oh noooooo. The other 2 cats ran for the hills and one of them is a 20 pounder he was like hell to the naw I am out of here I am a lover not a fighter

Now Midnight is a very special cat all black and beautiful thinks she is the Queen of the Nile and likes solitude. My Mom has 7 bedrooms and you can't tell her she is not the Queen of that domain and no one can enter without her permission. Well Hubby took charge tried to pick her up and she swatted him and scratched his clot well that was is he said we nuh bathing that Mad oooman Pus she scratched mi clot me gawn shoot bon fiyah pon ar she betta tek weh arself!!!!

So now I am alone with the decision to bathe or not to bathe. She jumps on the bed right in Hubby's spot and stretches out and he nuh see ar cause the bedding is all black and he jumps on the bed and she bawls and hisses and pounces on his head Lawd he fling ar down into the living room and calls my Mom and tell ar she betta come fi ar pus or she gawn outta door. He kept yelling in the phone she is a War PUS!!!!!!

Ells by this time I am literally rolling on the floor I couldn't tek it no more. He looked at me and put his foot down and told me no more PUS inna deh house and the longest kissteet ever had to be 5 minutes long. Then he calls Mrs Bootsy the cat Dr to tell ar she was rolling too. My Mom finally came and got her but couldnt have been soon enough if there was ever a time for the camera or video that was the moment. Poor Hubby I really have to make it up to him for his Bday tomorrow This man must really love me, dealing with me and the cats and the kids God has really blessed me!!!

I think this is one of the funniest post eva!!!! I'm screaming reading this.

Dada that could be a scene in our Jamaican Housewives show

[.:MzMorgan:. 0]

Kiss mi neck! mi deh yah a dead

Boy puts ####### in ants nest to make it bigger

Published on: 9/12/2009.

KINGSTON - A teen had to seek medical attention after he pushed his ####### in an ants nest in a desperate attempt to get it larger.

The 13-year-old boy from Shewsbury is said to have resorted to that measure after he was told that his member was too small.

Reports are that the youngster tried to solicit the services of a woman who lives in the same community. It is said that the woman ignored his approach and told him his "member" was too small for her.

The woman was reportedly sweeping just in front her home when she was approached. A number of residents who were having a chat close-by heard the argument and began laughing.

It is said that the youngster boasted that he could go elsewhere while the woman ordered him to find ways to enlarge his member before returning.

Mocking

"Everybody a laugh afta him and di woman tell him fi go beat it pon a tree (papaya) or push it inna ants nest to mek it swell . . . ," a witness named Della said.

She said the boy left but approximately half an hour later he and his mother had to rush from their home to seek medical attention.

"When wi si him again him a run beside him madda a look fi taxi . . . Him a cry and a hold up him pants front," Della said, explaining that the teen had placed his member in an ants' nest.

Residents further said that the boy returned later that same evening and his mother held nothing back as she argued with a handful of residents as well as the woman with whom he had the encounter earlier.

The mother later made a report to the police claiming that the woman had tried to have sexual intercourse with her son.

Corporal Troy Wesley of the Westmoreland police confirmed that such a report was made, however, he said that it was discovered that there was no truth to it.

(Weekend STAR)

Hey guys....didn't get to really read everything but...

No didn't have baby yet...did have a scare on thursday but it was a false alarm....she is not ready to come out yet...wish she was

Congrats to Nat on her approval...

and that was basically all i can remember....congrats to any and everything that i missed...

Oh can't believe I almost forgot this one...

Congrats to Jawi and her wedding...saw her pics and they look beautiful...beautiful couple....

Well you only have a few more weeks right? hope u have a quick delivery

[MRStee 19]

mstee it will be hard for your hubby to estimate the cost because he may not need all those vaccines and the receptionist will be unable to tell him the cost as well. just carry the money they quote him and let the dr. decide. his medical records like the immunization records will give the dr. an idea as to what vaccines he needs. i didn't get all those shot listed on the nvc report and it was fine.

The consulate follows the dr. report so long as it's one of the dr. listed on the website for the medicals.

Okay that makes sense he is going to MoBay..

[jakeswife 0]

where can i find jawi pictures?

[My4rmylife 0]

where can i find jawi pictures?

on facebook

[jakeswife 0]

mstee it will be hard for your hubby to estimate the cost because he may not need all those vaccines and the receptionist will be unable to tell him the cost as well. just carry the money they quote him and let the dr. decide. his medical records like the immunization records will give the dr. an idea as to what vaccines he needs. i didn't get all those shot listed on the nvc report and it was fine.

The consulate follows the dr. report so long as it's one of the dr. listed on the website for the medicals.

Okay that makes sense he is going to MoBay..

ok then . when he gets there they will take all his medical history/records and let him know what vaccines they will administer. Don't worry u might be surprise at how much he save. i was shocked when they told me what i should pay. it was half of what i was told to bring. Thank god i went to get those shot early in the year at the clinic. it saved me a buddle.

[jakeswife 0]

ok ladies we will link up tomorrow if i have time.i am happy to be back and to see all these newbies.sleep tight until tomorrow.

[My4rmylife 0]

ok ladies we will link up tomorrow if i have time.i am happy to be back and to see all these newbies.sleep tight until tomorrow.

goodnight

[.:MzMorgan:. 0]

Hey all - just got home and logged into the computer to do school work - but mi end up pon VJ lol -

The trip was very good - it didn't seem like it was going to be a good one before I left - but things turned around quick - Very restful, just sun and sleep.

Congrats Nat! I am too lazy right now to try to read back 100 pages -

SUS ur back....glad u enjoyed ur trip!!!!

Hey justucia, JAPrincess, DaDa, my2rmylife, Bunzarelli, shrewdgal....and anyone else I forgot

Well im bout to catch up unless someone would like to do the honors......did Nat check in....did I miss anything juicy!!!

Soooo sorry to hear about Patrick Swayze....tomorrow is promised to no one....may he rest in peace!

Hey lady...(((waving)))

No not my Patrick Swayze!!! Man I fell in love with him on Dirty Dancing. I remember my girl had this back porch and she had this wood trimming around her patio. Well after watching Dirty Dancing I did the dance on there when they were at the lake and she was trying to learn balance. U couldn’t tell me I want dancing with Patrick. Man may he RIP!!!

LOL Dada girl I can just visualize this moment....

Man I luv watching Dirty Dancing!!

it was funny to see. when i saw the woman i was so surprise i pretend i was helping her to find her daughter in the store. i never thought a belly could morph into someting like that.i also remember seeing another woman whose belly look like a space needle or the mouth of an aardvark.she was skinny anyway.

Was the baby moving around or sumthing????....I hope I have a pretty belly when my turn comes...lol

Just heard that Patrick Swayze died awwww

Cancer is relentless God I pray they find a cure!

RIP Patrick

man death is so final

i will never get used that

This is so true Bunz

Awwwww... you gotta give DaDa a break Quana...

There's no place like JA, there's no place like JA!

JAP How much for the shoes??

:rofl: Dada dem shoes are killing me softly can you imagine someone actually trying to rock them with jeans

Girl u mek me spit out my ice tea reading dis

Goodnite Jakes....opps I guess I missed u

Hey My2 are u feelin any betta

[My4rmylife 0]

Hey all - just got home and logged into the computer to do school work - but mi end up pon VJ lol -

The trip was very good - it didn't seem like it was going to be a good one before I left - but things turned around quick - Very restful, just sun and sleep.

Congrats Nat! I am too lazy right now to try to read back 100 pages -

SUS ur back....glad u enjoyed ur trip!!!!

Hey justucia, JAPrincess, DaDa, my2rmylife, Bunzarelli, shrewdgal....and anyone else I forgot

Well im bout to catch up unless someone would like to do the honors......did Nat check in....did I miss anything juicy!!!

Soooo sorry to hear about Patrick Swayze....tomorrow is promised to no one....may he rest in peace!

Hey lady...(((waving)))

No not my Patrick Swayze!!! Man I fell in love with him on Dirty Dancing. I remember my girl had this back porch and she had this wood trimming around her patio. Well after watching Dirty Dancing I did the dance on there when they were at the lake and she was trying to learn balance. U couldn’t tell me I want dancing with Patrick. Man may he RIP!!!

LOL Dada girl I can just visualize this moment....

Man I luv watching Dirty Dancing!!

it was funny to see. when i saw the woman i was so surprise i pretend i was helping her to find her daughter in the store. i never thought a belly could morph into someting like that.i also remember seeing another woman whose belly look like a space needle or the mouth of an aardvark.she was skinny anyway.

Was the baby moving around or sumthing????....I hope I have a pretty belly when my turn comes...lol

Just heard that Patrick Swayze died awwww

Cancer is relentless God I pray they find a cure!

RIP Patrick

man death is so final

i will never get used that

This is so true Bunz

Awwwww... you gotta give DaDa a break Quana...

There's no place like JA, there's no place like JA!

JAP How much for the shoes??

:rofl: Dada dem shoes are killing me softly can you imagine someone actually trying to rock them with jeans

Girl u mek me spit out my ice tea reading dis

Goodnite Jakes....opps I guess I missed u

Hey My2 are u feelin any betta

yes i am feeling a bit better not quite myself but better. one more day of rest should be good

[.:MzMorgan:. 0]

ok well I hope that helps.....well im goin to mi bed...lata!

Bye My2 & KK

[MRStee 19]

mstee it will be hard for your hubby to estimate the cost because he may not need all those vaccines and the receptionist will be unable to tell him the cost as well. just carry the money they quote him and let the dr. decide. his medical records like the immunization records will give the dr. an idea as to what vaccines he needs. i didn't get all those shot listed on the nvc report and it was fine.

The consulate follows the dr. report so long as it's one of the dr. listed on the website for the medicals.

Okay that makes sense he is going to MoBay..

ok then . when he gets there they will take all his medical history/records and let him know what vaccines they will administer. Don't worry u might be surprise at how much he save. i was shocked when they told me what i should pay. it was half of what i was told to bring. Thank god i went to get those shot early in the year at the clinic. it saved me a buddle.

Thats what he shouldve done, but he doesn't listen

Good night everyone.... sus glad you had a good trip.. thanks for the tips ladies

[NatPatBen 3]

Hey all - just got home and logged into the computer to do school work - but mi end up pon VJ lol -

The trip was very good - it didn't seem like it was going to be a good one before I left - but things turned around quick - Very restful, just sun and sleep.

Congrats Nat! I am too lazy right now to try to read back 100 pages -

Sus, I didn't know your trip was so short. Thought I'd bump into you at Alfred's tomorrow.

[JAPrincess 27]

where can i find jawi pictures?

Thanks Bunz...here are a couple more (they are not retouched by our professional photog JaE yet)

My camera was on the wrong setting because of fireworks pictures...please forgive the color/quality.