The Heartland

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

Well, there is no dening what southern california is, squeezing out baja.

leave the subtelty for those other threads! come out and fuсking say it.

If god were to give the US an enema, CA would be the place he/she would put it.

Actually, California holds many of the vital organs....agriculture, aerospace, silicon valley, entertainment, wine, etc.

you left out the porn industry.

Good call. Where would all the bible thumpers in the heartland be without their supply of Kalleefornication?

hey us pervs in the heartland need that too!

Exactly. You gotta have a reason to be on your knees at church on Sunday mornin.

i'll take your word for that, since i don't go to church.

That just means some other redneck hick is prayin twice as hard...for you.

three times as hard.....he's praying for you too!

[Chica Yeyé 41]

You 2 need to seriously get a room.

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

You 2 need to seriously get a room.

you'd like that, ya freak!

[Arabella 4]

If the middle part of the country is the "heartland", what does that make the coasts? It's two arms? What does that make Florida, the #######? Is Texas the crotch?

And perhaps most importantly, how do we fit Alaska and Hawai'i into this scheme?

All I saw was the word ####### and the rest just went over my head. It's been a loooong time!