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  1. 1. What will you do when the Chinese come for your house?

    • Give it to them. If the Obama administration made a deal with the Chinese, I must honor it.
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    • Non-violent resistance. I think I'm Gandhi. Gandhi didn't get shot in the head (well, not by the Brits anyway) but I know I probably will. The Chinese don't play around.
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    • Violent resistance. I'll finally get to use my gun collection for something other than shooting beer bans and hosting NRA circle jerks! Boo Yah!
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Normally I would be hospitable to fellow Communists, but since they don't practice adequate personal hygiene, and smell terrible, I would have to shoot them on sight. Nothing personal, but chewing beetle nut is not going to improve your halitosis, and bathing is not only healthy, but considerate to those that have to be in the same room with you!

Could you possible be anymore ignorant and offending?

He could, if only he'd apply himself.

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oh yeah..comrade bill..can do much better... -_-

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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i voted for violent resistance and the use of firearms...

of course, guns are probably made in China now... hope they don't break!

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After rice, betel nuts now supplant sugar cane as Taiwan's second-largest crop.

Chewed in parts of Southeast Asia, India, Pakistan and the South Pacific, the betel nut is a stimulant popular as a hunger suppressant, breath freshener, tobacco substitute or for getting a mild buzz similar to cigarettes. There is a downside. Chewing betel nuts can lead to red-stained teeth, drooling, red-splotched sidewalks and oral cancer.

The nut's history dates to China's Six Dynasties period (A.D. 220-589), when it was a treasured gift for royalty. In recent years, Taiwan has moved this royal indulgence down-market to include betel nut soap, betel nut liquor, even betel nut chicken feed.

But the main show is roadside where packages of betel nuts sell for a dollar or two.

http://www.chinapost.com.tw/life/offbeat/2...ut-beauties.htm

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Normally I would be hospitable to fellow Communists, but since they don't practice adequate personal hygiene, and smell terrible, I would have to shoot them on sight. Nothing personal, but chewing beetle nut is not going to improve your halitosis, and bathing is not only healthy, but considerate to those that have to be in the same room with you!

Could you possible be anymore ignorant and offending?

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They can do my laundry.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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No one wants a massage? If it was Vietnam you could get your nails done.

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i voted for violent resistance and the use of firearms...

of course, guns are probably made in China now... hope they don't break!

Kill them with guns made in the USA.

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Normally I would be hospitable to fellow Communists, but since they don't practice adequate personal hygiene, and smell terrible, I would have to shoot them on sight. Nothing personal, but chewing beetle nut is not going to improve your halitosis, and bathing is not only healthy, but considerate to those that have to be in the same room with you!

Could you possible be anymore ignorant and offending?

I wasn't offended at all by the statement. But I'm not Chinese either.

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"...for the system to be credible, people actually have to be deported at the end of the process."

US Congresswoman Barbara Jordan (D-TX)

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Could you possible be anymore ignorant and offending?

I'm afraid I can't be any more ignorant, but I can try to be more offensive.

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yes, brother MA, you excel at that ... :P

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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i voted for violent resistance and the use of firearms...

of course, guns are probably made in China now... hope they don't break!

Kill them with guns made in the USA.

Will let you know as soon as i get my first paycheck !

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