The "RULEs" of MEN

[pedroh 21]

I know what mauve is

[Dave and Helena 0]

Oh I don't know about this one:

1. You have too many shoes.

I own 4 pairs of shoes/sandals.

My fiance owns 16 pairs of shoes... and he's the guy.

Glad my hubby isn't the only one. He has way more shoes AND clothes than I do. He has been kind enough to give me 1/2 of one closet for my stuff while he has the other half plus the closet in the guest bedroom for his things. Hence I think he actually does consider shopping a sport.

[NickD 203]

When my wife buys another pair of shoes, that is indubitably the perfect time for me to buy another tool. We get along.

[Nessa 23]

old

[JVKn'CVO 11]

All men that agreed, please go present yourselves to your respective wives, and do 10 "yes, dear"s.

Saludos,

Caro

[newlyweds 0]

Wife is always after me to buy a new pair of shoes, getting new shoes is a very emotional experience, you have to break them in, and be with them for a couple of months to develop a strong friendship, shoes have to get use to you, and you to them. Once that bond develops, difficult to part with an old friend. One pair of shoes is fine with me, but now I have four pairs. She buys a pair of shoes, I get mine for half off, so give in. But three of those shoes are still in the boxes yet. But I did open a box of all white walking shoes, wife and daughter said I really look cool. When nobody was looking, I ran in them, not suppose to run in walking shoes, suppose to buy running shoes. Did you know they make special treadmill shoes? I didn't know that. See I should be buying a special set of shoes for my bicycle as well, and looking for a good pair of driving shoes.

Wife seems to have about a hundred pair of shoes, thought she only had about 25, but found a lot more in the spare bedroom closets, not only shoes, but have to have a matching purse and gloves. She must have a complex about her height, are those shoes or are they stilts? God, how can women wear those things? But she is a very careful shopper and really dresses up very well and looks great. Ha, around the house, she likes wearing my tee shirts, more like wearing a dress for her, but never outside, has to get dressed up first. She can change quicker than I can put on my shoes, can't complain about that.

hahah my fiance tells me I should wake up at least 3 hours before goin anywhere.. He, firsthand, witnessed how I change into at least 5 sets of clothing before settling with something..but if it's new, i can change super quick.. lol so..i kinda stress that out to him..and then he'd say he cant understand what it is with women, clothing and their shoes lol.. but you cant forget jewelry..after all, diamonds are a girl's best friend