So, he wants a woman who cooks, cleans & has sex...

[bhajishah 4]

Interestin an good humor subject, thanks for posting, thanks for having respect for woman brother Ken, Nice to see you again. Hope you found fiancee who isnt playing game with your heart and love this time. sounds like you have. Kudos for not being bitter.

[Danno 1,228]

Sounds like your buddies a little "jacked" in the personality department, if not I am sure he could find a nice lady to suit him.

From my experience it's not hard to find a lady who like her house perfect and to cook too.

My wife for example loves to cook and she cleans with a routine that is not to be disturbed!

My wife is from Russia but I have dated a number of American ladies that are the same way.... the "home is her castle" and you better not even think about not taking off your shoes.

I won't go into "intimate" details but these high energy ladies usually do everything with Gusto"

But I think this friend of yours wants a female robot...... not to worry, there are a number of ladies I bet that want a "male robot", they just need to find each other.

Edited August 23, 2009 by Danno

[Krikit 1,165]

My wife is from Russia but I have dated a number of American ladies that are the same way.... the "home is her castle" and you better not even think about not taking off your shoes.

[luckytxn 2,265]

I did not expect to get the wife I do now. I even asked her to please not wash my clothes but she is now in charge of that. She is the best cook ever and I try to clean before she gets home but she recleans it all. She is a master at sewing and I try ti get her to buy clothes instead of making her own. There is nothing she can't do well. She has been so good to me that I now try to be extra vigilant to her needs if only I could find her needs.

[Anh map 2,098]

Well, he is a doctor, already predisposed to having a god complex.

Wouldn't work out with any of the Columbian women I know unless he's also looking for her to have dominatrix qualities as well.

[AbbynSheryl 0]

Come on, it's not that difficult to make us happy

lol

i like this one charles. abby n sheryl

[Mrs. Disney 0]

You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too": -800

[Danno 1,228]

I actually know at least one guy who has this deal.... he cooks cleans and gives the wife good sex.

He has not had a job in 10 years.

[Kurt y Dora 1]

"He needs a maid and a prostitute, not a wife!"

That's certainly a much cheaper and easier option in the long run - and when he get's tired of either, he can fire them and get new ones. But aside from the economic aspects, there isn't much reward in such an "arrangement". If El Medico wants a RELATIONSHIP with a Colombian woman (or ANY woman who has any self-respect), he needs to have a complete change of personality and perspective. Otherwise I hope he never finds such a woman.

[GabiandVi 34]

I actually know at least one guy who has this deal.... he cooks cleans and gives the wife good sex.

He has not had a job in 10 years.

Does he have a brother?

[Ken y Leidys 20]

He needs a maid and a prostitute, not a wife!

Agreed. Plus, that would be much cheaper in the long run...Divorce?

[NickD 203]

My wife is Colombian and she cooks, cleans, gives good loving, and does not complain. But so do I, if you do not want to eat raw food, you have to cook it, if you want a clean neat home, you have to clean it, complaining back and forth is not for a good loving relationship, and we both really enjoy the love making part.

There are things my Colombian wife won't do, like cut the grass, lawn mower scares her to death, or climb a 50 foot tree with a chain saw to trim branches, or any automotive, electrical, plumbing or HVAC work that has to be done. She never had a yard before, wanted a 600 square foot rock garden with various colored rocks, about 12,000 pounds of rocks where she picked out the colors, did that last week after digging and laying 200 feet of borders with brick and landscaping timbers, she picked out the plants she wanted, I planted them. Why, because I love her, and she does things for me because she loves me.

We had a wonderful weekend babysitting our ten month old granddaughter, we can't have our own, but was a very joyous weekend for us. One thing my ex likes about me, I do not beat her like her ex-Colombian used to do, but did hear, some women like that in a man. Always heard Latin-American women are short tempered and love to throw pots and pans, wife is the sweetest person I have ever met. Avoided Latin-American women for that myth, until I met my wife.

[MrsCat 6]

^ awe Nick.

[newlyweds 0]

Remind him we women want a man thats understanding, kind, giving, excellect lover but yet he can mow the yard, fix the plumbing and electricity, has a good job but comes home to take the kids to sports practice and still has time to help cook dinner...when he can equal all this then he can look for his ms perfect

Don't forget tall, well endowed, GQ good looks and a fat wallet that likes to give massages and help out with all the chores without complaint and never forgets to put the toilet seat down so his Mrs. won't fall in. We are looking for Mr. Perfect aren't we? It isn't hard to figure out why some guys are still single despite all their efforts to find Ms. Right.

Come on, it's not that difficult to make us happy

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Simple Duties

You make the bed: +1

You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows: 0

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets: -1

You leave the toilet seat up: -5

You replaced the toilet paper roll when it is empty: 0

When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex: -1

When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom: -2

You go out and by her extra-light pantyliners with wings: +5

In the snow: +8

But return with beer: -5

You check out a suspecious noise at night: 0

It turns out to be nothing: 0

It turns out to be something: +5

You pummel it with a six iron: +10

It is her pet dog/cat: -10

Social Engagements At A Party

You stay by her side the entire party: 0

You stay for a while, then go and chat with a college buddy: -2

Named Tiffany: -4

Tiffany is a dancer: -6

Tiffany has implants: -8

On Her Birthday

You take her out to dinner: 0

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar: +1

Okay, it is a sports bar: -2

And it's all-you-can-eat night: -3

And your face is painted the colors of your favorite team: -10

A Night Out With The Boys

You go with a gal pal: -5

The pal is happily married: -4

Or frighteningly single: -7

And she drives a Mustang: -10

With a personalized license plate that reads GR8 N BED: -15

A Night Out

You take her to a movie: +2

You take her to a movie she likes: +4

You take her to a movie you hate: +6

You take her to a movie you like: -2

It's called Death Cop 9: -3

Which features cyborgs that eat humans: -9

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans: -15

Your Physique

You develop a potbelly and exercise to get rid of it: +10

You develop a potbelly and resort to loose jeans and shirts: -30

You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too": -800

Communication - When She Wants To Talk About A Problem

You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression: 0

You listen for over 30 minutes: +5

Without looking at the TV once: +100

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep: -20

The Big Question -- She Asks You "Do I Look Fat?"

You hesitate in responding: -10

You reply, "Where?": -35

Any other response: -20

Saludos,

Caro

I couldnt stop myself from laughin when i read this especially about the one when he says, you have one(potbelly) too! hahahaha

anyway, i think ill let my fiance read this, he'll surely laugh out loud 

hahaha thanks for the share

[newlyweds 0]

-10: No gold/ platinum cards!

Who needs gold/platinum when all you really need is black..

You had it right with your first word. Just need the GOLD.

hahaha women are naturally.. even if some dont accept it.. materialistic.. come on now, it's good to have money , in the sense that it will help you get things easily, you get good health care, you can get better food, you can live in a nice house that you can put some protection as well.

as I joke around with my fiance, no money, no honey lol..

but it does apply actually, if people dont have the money, then how will we be able to fly loved ones across the miles with all the airfares and other immigratin expenses..so..no money, no honey lol