The Sun is shining

[*Robert* 2]

I may not get sunshine, but I get to live in a state with BIG SKY. My sky's bigger than yours. Ha ha.

Shya but my bluegrass is more blue than your grass!

Who smokes blue grass?!!!

Maybe should try it, then we wouldn't worry about the *&^%#@! sunshine.

LMAO!!!

There ya go!!! That's what you call making lemonaide out of lemmons!!!

[Tim and Bethanie 1]

I am avoiding the booger thread................

[*Robert* 2]

I am avoiding the booger thread................

ewwwww... snot!!! yuck!

[Tim and Bethanie 1]

I am avoiding the booger thread................

ewwwww... snot!!! yuck!

Back to topic. Snot sunshining here!

[*Robert* 2]

I got 5 1/2 hours more of that damn yellow ball in the sky!!!

It's all G Dubya's fault!!!

[iceyspots 0]

oooh it's windy outside mmm

[*Robert* 2]

can you see the wind icey?!

[Tim and Bethanie 1]

Can you smell the wind icey? Is it blowing from where the sun don't shine?

[Ban Hammer 13,656]

when did the sun start really shining? who knew it, and when did they know it? this is really a conspiracy by the sunshine industry to blow more of their product up our backsides. i've found proof of this conspiracy at this site http://www.conspiracynuts.com/fakesunshine/html

[Tim and Bethanie 1]

when did the sun start really shining? who knew it, and when did they know it? this is really a conspiracy by the sunshine industry to blow more of their product up our backsides. i've found proof of this conspiracy at this site http://www.conspiracynuts.com/fakesunshine/html

Who told you that, my husband?

[*Robert* 2]

The F##king sun melted Icey!!!

[Tim and Bethanie 1]

DEFINITELY TOO MUCH SUN

This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship."

The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat."

The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft."

Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he says. She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"

And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!"

[Ban Hammer 13,656]

[Tim and Bethanie 1]

[*Robert* 2]

Tee it up!!!