This is what a death panel might look like

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The Panel - What death by bureaucratic fiat might look like

By ANDREW KLAVAN

The people behind the long table do not know what they've become. The drug of power has been sugared over in their mouths with a flavoring of righteousness. Someone has to make these decisions, they tell their friends at dinner parties. It's all very difficult for us. But you can see it in their eyes: It isn't really difficult at all. It feels good to them to be the ones who decide.

"Well, we have your doctor's recommendation," says the chairwoman in a friendly tone. She peers over the top of her glasses as she pages through your file.

You have to clear your throat before you can answer. "He says the operation is my only chance."

"But not really very much of a chance, is it?" she says sympathetically. Over time, she's become expert at sounding sympathetic.

"Seventy percent!" you object.

"Seventy percent chance of survival for five years—five years at the outside—and even that only amounts to about 18 months in QALYs: quality-adjusted life years."

"But without this procedure, I'll be dead before Christmas."

You try to keep the anger out of your voice. The last thing you want to do is offend them. But the politicians promised you—they promised everyone—there would never be panels like this. They made fun of anyone who said there would. "What do they think we're going to do? Pull the plug on grandma?" they chuckled. The media ran news stories calling all rumors of such things "false" or "misleading." But of course by then the media had become apologists for the state rather than watchdogs for the people.

In fact, the logic of this moment was inevitable. Once government got its fingers on the health-care system, it was only a matter of time before it took it over completely. Now there's one limited pool of dollars while the costs are endless.

"You have the luxury of thinking only of yourself, but we have to think about everyone," says the professor of ethics. He's a celebrity and waxes eloquent every Tuesday and Thursday on Bill Maher Tonight. "This isn't the free market, after all. We can't just leave fairness to chance. We have to use reason. Is it better for society as a whole that we allocate limited resources for your operation when we might use the same dollars to bring many more high quality years to someone, say, younger?"

"I'm only 62."

He smiles politely.

"Look, it's not just about me," you argue desperately. "My daughter's engaged to get married next year. She'll be heartbroken if I'm not there for it."

"Maybe you should have thought of that before you put on so much weight," says the medical officer. "I mean, you people have been told time and again . . ."

But the chairwoman is uncomfortable with his censorious tone and cuts him off, saying more gently, "Perhaps your daughter could move the wedding up a little."

The member in charge of "stakeholder" exceptions shakes her head sadly as she studies your file. "If only you could have checked off one of the boxes. It would be awful if you were penalized just because of a clerical oversight."

It begins to occur to you that this is how you are going to die: by the fiat of fatuous ideologues—that is to say, by the considered judgment of a government committee. They are going to snuff you out and never lose a minute's sleep over it, because it's only fair, after all.

That logic is implacable too. Free people can treat each other justly, but they can't make life fair. To get rid of the unfairness among individuals, you have to exercise power over them. The more fairness you want, the more power you need. Thus, all dreams of fairness become dreams of tyranny in the end.

You know you should keep your mouth shut. Be humble—they like that. But you speak before you can stop yourself.

"What you're doing here is evil," you cry out. "You're trying to take the place of God!"

"Sir, this is a government building!" says the chairwoman, shocked. "There's no God here."

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142405...1709682828.html

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Well it looks like I was right - these people are taking inspiration from old episodes of the Twilight Zone.

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Well it looks like I was right - these people are taking inspiration from old episodes of the Twilight Zone.

I dunno 'bou you but I'm skeered.

[Jenn! 918]

Sounds like the first couple pages of a mediocre crime thriller novel.

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Mediocre? This is the Journal, quality journalism

[Jenn! 918]

Mediocre? This is the Journal, quality journalism

I looked up the author...I knew it!

"Andrew Klavan (born 1954 in New York City) is an American author and screenwriter of "tough-guy" mysteries and psychological thrillers."

[almaty 19]

lol..it looks like it was a rejected script for Outer Limits

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lol..it looks like it was a rejected script for Outer Limits

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Well it looks like I was right - these people are taking inspiration from old episodes of the Twilight Zone.

I dunno 'bou you but I'm skeered.

Skeered? I'm laughing my ####### off over the sheer stupidity it would take to take any of this ridiculous scare mongering nonsense seriously. Laughing, I tell you.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Well it looks like I was right - these people are taking inspiration from old episodes of the Twilight Zone.

I dunno 'bou you but I'm skeered.

Skeered? I'm laughing my ####### off over the sheer stupidity it would take to take any of this ridiculous scare mongering nonsense seriously. Laughing, I tell you.

[HAL 9000 96]

Well it looks like I was right - these people are taking inspiration from old episodes of the Twilight Zone.

I dunno 'bou you but I'm skeered.

Skeered? I'm laughing my ####### off over the sheer stupidity it would take to take any of this ridiculous scare mongering nonsense seriously. Laughing, I tell you.

Makes me wonder... really... can people be that gullible?? I mean, they can get buried in an avalanche of truth and still they'd let the idiocy win.

[Peikko 1,575]

But...but...it's all TRUE I tell you!

[Otto 83]

Very Logan's Run^ish..

[Peikko 1,575]

Where is that 'lone voice of reason'?

[almaty 19]

Where is that 'lone voice of reason'?