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You're Probably a Socialist if you...

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  1. 1. Have you ever... (select all that apply)

    • Mailed a letter or package through the USPS.
      16
    • Checked out a book from a public library.
      16
    • Vacationed in protected wilderness.
      15
    • Required the services of your local police, fire or ambulance.
      14
    • Attended a public school...or sent your kids to one.
      15
    • Collected disability.
      6
    • Driven on a public road.
      15
    • Had a picnic in a local park.
      16
    • Taken advantage of tax deductions.
      15
    • Drank water from a faucet or fountain.
      15
    • Turned on a light or any other electrical appliance connected to a grid.
      15
    • Flushed a toilet.
      15
  2. 2. If you put a check next to any of the above, you're a filthy Socialist:

    • I knew it all along.
      12
    • This is a trick question, right?
      2
    • I hate myself for being a filthy Socialist.
      3
  3. 3. You are:

    • Socialist Male - USC
      7
    • Socialist Male - furriner
      0
    • Socialist Female - USC
      5
    • Socialist Female - furriner
      5


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Filed: Country: Philippines
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The only thing I haven't done in Q1 is collect disability.

I am so ashamed!

You filthy Socialist. You're destroying this country piece by piece...and don't forget to flush.

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Taken advantage of tax deductions???

Are you high?

I'm supposed to be thankful for "deductions" from *my* tax money that was taken from me by government thugs?

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: France
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My eyes are bleeding...

Thank you for making my friday night.

I'm french anyway. Nothing else to add.

Last significant immigration event:

ROC: Approved : 04/17/2013

USCIS works in mysterious ways...

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Taken advantage of tax deductions???

Are you high?

I'm supposed to be thankful for "deductions" from *my* tax money that was taken from me by government thugs?

Isn't it true that all money comes from the Treasury?

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Taken advantage of tax deductions???

Are you high?

I'm supposed to be thankful for "deductions" from *my* tax money that was taken from me by government thugs?

Isn't it true that all money comes from the Treasury?

Hahahaha don't even go there.

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