Wife got citizenship, announced she wanted divorce the next day?

[mox 298]

You people need to go party with Jim Jones to relieve yourselves of what is most difficult part of life.... living with yourselves.

*yawn* A PI filer telling us to get lives. That's rich.

[slim 1,525]

Aren't those guys older, fatter, and balder than us?

[mox 298]

Aren't those guys older, fatter, and balder than us?

Pretty much. And their wimmin aren't nearly as hawt as ours.

Dude has some nerve coming in here and telling us we need lives. I have half a mind to call my wife in here to lift my arm up and shake my fist for me. She needs to clean the Cheeto dust off my fingers for me anyway...

[Brad and Vika 129]

You people need to go party with Jim Jones to relieve yourselves of what is most difficult part of life.... living with yourselves.

Thanks for the advice DEDik. We will start the cool-aid shots right after you.... we swear! Really.

[mox 298]

You people need to go party with Jim Jones to relieve yourselves of what is most difficult part of life.... living with yourselves.

Thanks for the advice DEDik. We will start the cool-aid shots right after you.... we swear! Really.

DeDik. lol.

[AKguy 1]

And their wimmin aren't nearly as hawt as ours.

QFT!

[Brad and Vika 129]

You people need to go party with Jim Jones to relieve yourselves of what is most difficult part of life.... living with yourselves.

Thanks for the advice DEDik. We will start the cool-aid shots right after you.... we swear! Really.

DeDik. lol.

Another of my failed attempts at subtlety

[slim 1,525]

The one thing that is nice about PI filers is you usually get several for the price of one. They get somewhat of a quantity discount, so maybe that's something we should look into.

[akdiver 3]

The one thing that is nice about PI filers is you usually get several for the price of one. They get somewhat of a quantity discount, so maybe that's something we should look into.

So, you're trying to say that a PI filer.....uh.....well....if I continue this thought, I'm sure I will be accused of all kinds of nasty things. So, let's just say I liked Magnum PI, and end with my PI comments right there. (: Edited September 5, 2009 by akdiver

[slim 1,525]

Like our buddies south of the border, once you get the primary here, you've basically started a life-long sponsorship of the entire family. Before you know it, you'll have enough family members living in your house to open your own business... and then get the rest of them here too!

[mox 298]

Ok, if this doesn't do it, I give up!

[akdiver 3]

Like our buddies south of the border, once you get the primary here, you've basically started a life-long sponsorship of the entire family. Before you know it, you'll have enough family members living in your house to open your own business... and then get the rest of them here too!

Yeah, and I think that:

a). That's BS and this whole "chain migration" thing should not be allowed.

B). I would never do it - and I would make that very clear at the beginning of anything.

c). It reminds me of a joke, which goes as follows:

On a chain of beautiful islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:

• Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
• Two French men and one French woman.
• Two German men and one German woman.
• Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
• Two English men and one English woman.
• Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
• Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
• Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman.
• Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
• Two American men and one American woman.

One month later, on these absolutely stunning islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

• One of the Italian men killed the other for the Italian woman.
• The two French men and the French woman are living happily in a menage a trois.
• The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
• The two Greek men are sleeping with each other while the Greek woman cooks and cleans for them.
• The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the woman.
• The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and decided to swim to another island.
• The two Japanese men faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
• The Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They don't remember if sex gets into the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few litres of coconut whiskey. However, they're happy because the English aren't having any fun.
• The two Chinese have set up a pharmacy/liquor store/restaurant and laundry and gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for the store.
• The two American men are contemplating suicide because the American woman won't shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her feet look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her more than they do, how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all problems and why didn't they bring a goddam cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this deserted island in the middle of nowhere so she can go shopping.

Edited September 5, 2009 by akdiver

[AKguy 1]

• The two American men are contemplating suicide because the American woman won't shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her feet look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her more than they do, how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all problems and why didn't they bring a goddam cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this deserted island in the middle of nowhere so she can go shopping.

My ex did mention to me that she was stranded on a island some years ago...

Edited September 5, 2009 by AKguy

[mox 298]

The two American men are contemplating suicide because the American woman won't shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her feet look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her more than they do, how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all problems and why didn't they bring a goddam cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this deserted island in the middle of nowhere so she can go shopping.

Ahh cool, I was wondering where my ex had gotten herself to.

[Brad and Vika 129]

Needed a laugh today - thanks akdiver!