Ha

[My Name Is Nobody 3]

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it's valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

Everybody needs a nanny at some point.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

I hereby rename them Rebubblicans.

Readin', Writin', and Rithmatic' gets in the way of flag-waving, you know........

Nuttin like a good ol bait n switch. So good at it too.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

PWNED

Say what?

I said............look at all the 'self-sufficiency' around you.

I coulda sworn you said PWND.

Watch and learn.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Great post...and the irony in Marc's posts are priceless.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Great post...and the irony in Marc's posts are priceless.

Just the facts dude! No irony.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/loca...streets12m.html

That's what patrons at the Triangle Pub dubbed the high-tech crosswalk on First Avenue South after city street crews returned to the site again and again this year to redo their shoddy work.

"They poured it, they jackhammered it out. They poured it, they jackhammered it out. They poured it, they jackhammered it out," said Kris Privat, a machinist who watched the spectacle from his apartment atop the pub. "We've been joking here it's a $500,000 crosswalk."

The crosswalk in Pioneer Square is within a few yards of another street project gone bad: 350 feet of new curbing on First Avenue South was ripped out in June just weeks after it was poured because it was a crooked mess.

Edited August 14, 2009 by ={Rogue}=

[Mrs. Disney 0]

Yeap, this is really great.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it's valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

You are just a slave to the grid. That makes you nothing but another cog in the machine. Me? I keep the machine running.

Edited August 14, 2009 by Mister_Bill

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

You are just a slave to the grid. That makes you nothing but another cog in the machine. Me? I keep the machine running.

What?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

You are just a slave to the grid. That makes you nothing but another cog in the machine. Me? I keep the machine running.

What?

Did I stutter?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

You are just a slave to the grid. That makes you nothing but another cog in the machine. Me? I keep the machine running.

What?

Did I stutter?

Rephrase and elaborate, please.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

You are just a slave to the grid. That makes you nothing but another cog in the machine. Me? I keep the machine running.

What?

Did I stutter?

Rephrase and elaborate, please.

Which part? Socialism is slavery. I help keep the slaves happy.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

What???????????

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

What???????????

But, I think cog in the machine makes more sense.

Edited August 15, 2009 by Mister_Bill

[one...two...tree 2,762]

What???????????

Good luck getting Bill to answer with anything of substance.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

What???????????

Good luck getting Bill to answer with anything of substance.

Substance is for the timid and the weak. Enlightenment is it's own reward.