Ha

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it's valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

[Jenn! 918]

This is great. Link?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Link is http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/forums/ind...ckCurrentPage=1 (via dailykos)

It's just a comment on a forum. Not written by anyone important or famous.

Edited August 14, 2009 by w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r

[essjay 0]

[Jenn! 918]

Link is http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/forums/ind...ckCurrentPage=1 (via dailykos)

It's just a comment on a forum. Not written by anyone important or famous.

"Our Forums are for our customers to exchange recipes, share special diet concerns, and interact about food and environmental issues."

hahaha

[Chica Yeyé 41]

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Link is http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/forums/ind...ckCurrentPage=1 (via dailykos)

It's just a comment on a forum. Not written by anyone important or famous.

"Our Forums are for our customers to exchange recipes, share special diet concerns, and interact about food and environmental issues."

hahaha

health care is a dietary and environmental issue!

[HAL 9000 96]

Wow

[rebeccajo 14]

PWNED

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it's valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

Geeeez, I was wondering why were so broke. How much is the deficit now?

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

PWNED

Say what?

[rebeccajo 14]

PWNED

Say what?

I said............look at all the 'self-sufficiency' around you.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I hereby rename them Rebubblicans.

[rebeccajo 14]

I hereby rename them Rebubblicans.

Readin', Writin', and Rithmatic' gets in the way of flag-waving, you know........

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

PWNED

Say what?

I said............look at all the 'self-sufficiency' around you.

I coulda sworn you said PWND.