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A Chinese lorry driver jumped into a fast-flowing river because he couldn't take his wife's nagging anymore.

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Zhou and his wife were on a ferry on the Yangtze River when it all became too much for him, reports the Chongqing Evening Post.

Members of the ship's crew saw the man suddenly run out of his cabin with his hands covering his ears, and shouting: "I can't stand it any longer."

They initially thought he was suffering from an ear injury and went to help him but found he was unhurt.

"While we were still puzzling over the this, his wife ran up and continued nagging him," said one crewmate.

"The husband covered his ears again and said: 'I need a break' before jumping over the side into the rushing river.

"We immediately found lamps to light up the water but found nobody. The possibility of survival can be zero."

However, later that night, police found the man who had managed to swim more than a mile across across the broad river.

"I felt I was dying, but even that's better than my wife's nagging," he reportedly told the police.

The couple were reunited the following morning at the local police station where Zhou's wife promised to give up her habit of nagging him.

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:rofl:

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he should buy ear plugs. or duct tape.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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my ex got re-married? :blink:

I thought it was about my ex... :blink:

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he should buy ear plugs. or duct tape.

apparently you have never had a nagging wife, duct tape wont work and if you want something the will only the good folks down at NASA can help.

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he should buy ear plugs. or duct tape.

apparently you have never had a nagging wife, duct tape wont work and if you want something the will only the good folks down at NASA can help.

the duct tape can be used to secure her on the rocket as it only needs to hold for a few minutes. Think of the advantage ... she will provide a few million more pounds of thrust (green no less) while she is yelling down to the engineers for doing something wrong ...

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he should buy ear plugs. or duct tape.

apparently you have never had a nagging wife, duct tape wont work and if you want something the will only the good folks down at NASA can help.

the duct tape can be used to secure her on the rocket as it only needs to hold for a few minutes. Think of the advantage ... she will provide a few million more pounds of thrust (green no less) while she is yelling down to the engineers for doing something wrong ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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he should buy ear plugs. or duct tape.

apparently you have never had a nagging wife, duct tape wont work and if you want something the will only the good folks down at NASA can help.

oh yes i have.

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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he should buy ear plugs. or duct tape.

apparently you have never had a nagging wife, duct tape wont work and if you want something the will only the good folks down at NASA can help.

oh yes i have.

and duct tape and ear plugs worked, she must of been a rookie.

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he should buy ear plugs. or duct tape.

apparently you have never had a nagging wife, duct tape wont work and if you want something the will only the good folks down at NASA can help.

oh yes i have.

and duct tape and ear plugs worked, she must of been a rookie.

or i'm just naturally hard of hearing already :D

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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the man did the right thing...

old sioux indian saying...

many of warrior have fought long and hard on the warpath..cause they got no peace in their teepee.

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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he should buy ear plugs. or duct tape.

apparently you have never had a nagging wife, duct tape wont work and if you want something the will only the good folks down at NASA can help.

oh yes i have.

and duct tape and ear plugs worked, she must of been a rookie.

or i'm just naturally hard of hearing already :D

:lol: You lucky #######!

That reminded me of this old commercial -

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