Yardies at Home and a Farrin (part17)

[finesse 3]

dillon had to go home too?

[JAPrincess 27]

wha dis mi ear? jaP got approval???? yay!!

YES FINESSE!!!

mi soon get some too!

[DaDa 1]

yes mstee they sure have!

it doesn't help that i sprayed his cologne on me before i left for work this morning. i need a pum pum cooler right about now.

Aww stuff.. First Finese's hubby then Irie now Dillion's.. See make sure yuh tell yuh men sometimes its good to chat pon VJ.

[Shemmy 4]

This smiley is gonna make me lose my job

[finesse 3]

yes mstee they sure have!

it doesn't help that i sprayed his cologne on me before i left for work this morning. i need a pum pum cooler right about now.

Aww stuff.. First Finese's hubby then Irie now Dillion's.. See make sure yuh tell yuh men sometimes its good to chat pon VJ.

wha bout ells? she get horny yet?

[NatPatBen 3]

You seem so even-tempered & mild-mannered that nothing annoys you Nat!

Things that annoy me:

Leaving the cereal bag unfolded or the bread bag untied

Using too much toilet paper or paper towels (if I've paid for them)

People who brake for no reason while driving

Injustice

I'm sure there are more, but those popped into my head.

[DaDa 1]

Maybe I will get TMI here; but............MRS. P...........that time you said no. Did you give it up every other night there? I am going somewhere with this. Really, not just nosy.

Nope...without being too graphic, there has to be a period of rest in between our sessions. Sometimes that's only a few hours, sometimes it has to be a day. But he has NEVER expected to get it everyday of a visit, given our experience with that the first time we made our relationship physical. Let's just say rags, tons of ice, soaking in warm water, and whatever other remedy we could come up with was needed in order to get through our trip!

Damn its like DAT!!!!! DAMN mi want mi Chudee!!!!!!

(As she falls on the ground kicking and screaming..) Why lawd why???

Ugh o.k. new topic me cyann manage mi cyann tek naa more!!!!!

So what's everyone's kids been up too?

Dada...girl you don't even knoa di haf...mi yard man...him nah easy Mi cyaan ansa yuh question bout di pickney dem, cause mi no haff dem so...

Alright Mrs. Palmer mi sey ENUFF ALREADY . No need to taunt me and rub it in. Its bad enuff I'm sitting her with my ice tea between mi legs cuz my action is... well.. how mi sey on vacation fi a while.

[DaDa 1]

Morning Peeps

I will never catch up

Yesterday was a doozie! Not only could they not tell the gender, they couldn't find the placenta

I came home and googled "can't find the placenta in ultrasound" and sent myself into hysterics reading things on placenta inefficiency

I was a basket case yesterday fi true!

Luckily a friend calmed my nerves last night saying that the baby would not be thriving if that was the case...

I sure hope that is true!

Y didn't you just call the doc back for clarification before you work urself into a frenzy for nothing??

[finesse 3]

Maybe I will get TMI here; but............MRS. P...........that time you said no. Did you give it up every other night there? I am going somewhere with this. Really, not just nosy.

Nope...without being too graphic, there has to be a period of rest in between our sessions. Sometimes that's only a few hours, sometimes it has to be a day. But he has NEVER expected to get it everyday of a visit, given our experience with that the first time we made our relationship physical. Let's just say rags, tons of ice, soaking in warm water, and whatever other remedy we could come up with was needed in order to get through our trip!

Damn its like DAT!!!!! DAMN mi want mi Chudee!!!!!!

(As she falls on the ground kicking and screaming..) Why lawd why???

Ugh o.k. new topic me cyann manage mi cyann tek naa more!!!!!

So what's everyone's kids been up too?

Dada...girl you don't even knoa di haf...mi yard man...him nah easy Mi cyaan ansa yuh question bout di pickney dem, cause mi no haff dem so...

Alright Mrs. Palmer mi sey ENUFF ALREADY . No need to taunt me and rub it in. Its bad enuff I'm sitting her with my ice tea between mi legs cuz my action is... well.. how mi sey on vacation fi a while.

ow comes? mi tink u was ave hook up wid mr-big-bamboo-from-back-in-the-day?

[finesse 3]

it is literally not good for your health to not have sex. back in the early 1900's people used to call it hysteria....when women were not getting phocked on a regular basis or at all. doctors would have the women come in to the office for an appointment and the doctor would bring the women to orgasm....as a cure for the hysteria. no lie...

[DaDa 1]

yes mstee they sure have!

it doesn't help that i sprayed his cologne on me before i left for work this morning. i need a pum pum cooler right about now.

Dillon...I guaranteed that if I sprayed my husband's cologne on me before I left work this morning I would be trying to smell myself and touch myself while at work! They would certainly send me home for that!

MRS PALMER!!!! U are a mess.. See its always you quiet ones that look so innocent and here u are the main wild cats….

I am LMAO cuz I never thought you would chat like dis. Quana mi tink she juss like you. She looks like a good girl and behind closed doors with her hubby she’s like TEK IT OFF!!!

Uh oh I’m really having 2nd thoughts about Nat and KK. They are way more innocent than the two of you so something tells me they be at home swinging from the chandeliers.

[JAPrincess 27]

Morning Peeps

I will never catch up

Yesterday was a doozie! Not only could they not tell the gender, they couldn't find the placenta

I came home and googled "can't find the placenta in ultrasound" and sent myself into hysterics reading things on placenta inefficiency

I was a basket case yesterday fi true!

Luckily a friend calmed my nerves last night saying that the baby would not be thriving if that was the case...

I sure hope that is true!

Y didn't you just call the doc back for clarification before you work urself into a frenzy for nothing??

Because I have Kaiser and it's like jumping through hoops to talk to my doctor

I e-mailed him which is the easiest way to have direct contact. His response:

"I do not have the report back yet"

Kaiser

[J2A♥oasis 2]

Congrats JaP!!

Now you just need to find out you're having a girl on Monday. At least you know your honey will be here for the delivery!!!

Awwww, congrats JaP!

[DaDa 1]

yes mstee they sure have!

it doesn't help that i sprayed his cologne on me before i left for work this morning. i need a pum pum cooler right about now.

Dillon...I guaranteed that if I sprayed my husband's cologne on me before I left work this morning I would be trying to smell myself and touch myself while at work! They would certainly send me home for that!

I am dying over here...I think I am going to jump on him the second I see him...even with the kids there. LOL!

Dillion yuh post have me dying today. I have a feeling ur watching the clock at work.

When you get home he's going to be like WTH !!!!

[finesse 3]

yes mstee they sure have!

it doesn't help that i sprayed his cologne on me before i left for work this morning. i need a pum pum cooler right about now.

Dillon...I guaranteed that if I sprayed my husband's cologne on me before I left work this morning I would be trying to smell myself and touch myself while at work! They would certainly send me home for that!

MRS PALMER!!!! U are a mess.. See its always you quiet ones that look so innocent and here u are the main wild cats….

I am LMAO cuz I never thought you would chat like dis. Quana mi tink she juss like you. She looks like a good girl and behind closed doors with her hubby she’s like TEK IT OFF!!!

Uh oh I’m really having 2nd thoughts about Nat and KK. They are way more innocent than the two of you so something tells me they be at home swinging from the chandeliers.

i'm not fooled by Nat....i say she is a freak who just wants to pretend that she is all proper

KK on the other hand - I don't believe has ever seen a ####### in the light of day..