Yardies at Home and a Farrin (part17)

[finesse 3]

yes, give us details!

[DaDa 1]

JaP, I like your new signature. I liked your old one better, though. The colors in those two smileys under the heart was a nice balance for your avatar photo colors. But I do like the definition of laughter.

I liked the last one better too, but I laughed so damn hard today I had to put it in my signature...

I'll find another smiley tomorrow... There was a back to school night at my son's school so I am BEAT!

Good Night VJ

JaP why did I read this as: I was so damn hard today....? I was about to respond I didn't know women could get "hard"...well I guess I'm joining you and Finesse in the lackasex department. I'm 5 days away from ending a year plus drought. I think they will hear us in China. I hope my sis will still watch the kiddos for the weekend.

Girl don’t phock around and be back in the hospital. The docs wile b like what happened we were on our road to recovery and now all of a sudden were back at the drawing board. What the hell happened??

Whoo a year huh?? Girl I know you will be screaming from the roof tops its like you anent seen hood since hood had you. And you know what’s crazy you have went all this time with out any and the closer it gets its like your pums has a heart beat in it. I know you have to t ell her girl calm down it soon come. It s like going to the bathroom your fine but as soon as you get close to the toilet its like you cant take it anymore..LOL If you don’t smoke you will most likely need a cigarette that day!!!

JAP I hear you if I was a dude I would be hard too. And then when you hear there voice that makes it even worse.

I think I told you all that an X has came back in my life. We were getting along and em was arrested last week for some ish he didn’t do. I was right there with him when it happened and it was so traumatic. I never knew police men conducted themselves in such a way and they took em so off he went. He has me here being a secretary trying to call anyone who will listen. This ####### is a mess. This is not how I wanted us to be reunited ya know. I’m trying to contact internal affairs and all. I told him I really don’t have time for this ish as if my life isnt busy enough. But you know what’s crazy while he was out he was calling me and trying to come see me and I was like naw lets slow down and take it easy. Now that he’s gone I’m like dam I miss dat dude!!! I have never had my head spin so much before.

[DaDa 1]

Dada - Lef mi man alone (although I agree, he is hot but he's mine )

I hear yuh I hear yuh but I have to give a compliment where a compliment is due. I have never been a jealous type but whoo if any woman wanted to talk to him they would have t o talk through me. They would be like umm excuse me I'm talking to Dj I would be like I know he hears you he's behind me so continue..... LOL

I'm joking!!! I’m just in a silly mood today so ladies beware.....

[finesse 3]

JaP, I like your new signature. I liked your old one better, though. The colors in those two smileys under the heart was a nice balance for your avatar photo colors. But I do like the definition of laughter.

I liked the last one better too, but I laughed so damn hard today I had to put it in my signature...

I'll find another smiley tomorrow... There was a back to school night at my son's school so I am BEAT!

Good Night VJ

JaP why did I read this as: I was so damn hard today....? I was about to respond I didn't know women could get "hard"...well I guess I'm joining you and Finesse in the lackasex department. I'm 5 days away from ending a year plus drought. I think they will hear us in China. I hope my sis will still watch the kiddos for the weekend.

Girl don’t phock around and be back in the hospital. The docs wile b like what happened we were on our road to recovery and now all of a sudden were back at the drawing board. What the hell happened??

Whoo a year huh?? Girl I know you will be screaming from the roof tops its like you anent seen hood since hood had you. And you know what’s crazy you have went all this time with out any and the closer it gets its like your pums has a heart beat in it. I know you have to t ell her girl calm down it soon come. It s like going to the bathroom your fine but as soon as you get close to the toilet its like you cant take it anymore..LOL If you don’t smoke you will most likely need a cigarette that day!!!

JAP I hear you if I was a dude I would be hard too. And then when you hear there voice that makes it even worse.

I think I told you all that an X has came back in my life. We were getting along and em was arrested last week for some ish he didn’t do. I was right there with him when it happened and it was so traumatic. I never knew police men conducted themselves in such a way and they took em so off he went. He has me here being a secretary trying to call anyone who will listen. This ####### is a mess. This is not how I wanted us to be reunited ya know. I’m trying to contact internal affairs and all. I told him I really don’t have time for this ish as if my life isnt busy enough. But you know what’s crazy while he was out he was calling me and trying to come see me and I was like naw lets slow down and take it easy. Now that he’s gone I’m like dam I miss dat dude!!! I have never had my head spin so much before.

like u never had that a million times already....and now u wanna take it slow

[Islandwoman 0]

Good morning.

Welcome home Shem!! How was the trip?

Look at the add I just found in the Observer:

Room for rent US $30 per day, JA$600 one hour, JA$2000 per night, Montego Bay, 5mins from the airport. 463-5415.

One hour??!! Get one more in before you get on the plane??

[sus 70]

Good morning.

Welcome home Shem!! How was the trip?

Look at the add I just found in the Observer:

Room for rent US $30 per day, JA$600 one hour, JA$2000 per night, Montego Bay, 5mins from the airport. 463-5415.

One hour??!! Get one more in before you get on the plane??

Well, if the shoe fits......

[DaDa 1]

speaking of pictures....

you know those pictures i posted a few weeks ago? why the frick have they been downloaded like 75 times? i want to take them off. how do i do it?

When I saw this post I flew to Link 16 to catch em before yuh dashed away with em and I caught them so na na na na na... Wow Finese you really are white. Hmm I wonder if that really is you. U neva knwo y ou might be trying to trick us..LOL I must say your not bad on the eyes at all. Go girlie...Now what does your hubby look like??

[jawi876 2]

speaking of pictures....

you know those pictures i posted a few weeks ago? why the frick have they been downloaded like 75 times? i want to take them off. how do i do it?

When I saw this post I flew to Link 16 to catch em before yuh dashed away with em and I caught them so na na na na na... Wow Finese you really are white. Hmm I wonder if that really is you. U neva knwo y ou might be trying to trick us..LOL I must say your not bad on the eyes at all. Go girlie...Now what does your hubby look like??

Don't be hitting on my ooman! I personally downloaded her picture 75 times and hung them in a private little shrine to Finesse...last night. Let me stop before rumors start that I am checking women. LOL

[DaDa 1]

like u never had that a million times already....and now u wanna take it slow

No girl I want to make sure he likes me for me and not for how I would put it on him. Plus I don’t want him to think he had it like that. Like he can just come back and I lay down like,”Where have you been all my life.” I must admit I’m curious. He had a nice package back then so I can only imagine what he has now…See the last time we jooked I was a teenager aww stiff and scared like my parents will hear us. At the time I did no tricks or moves.

Child I’m a grown rass woman now with experience. He anent ready fi me….Like I told him Dada is not a child any more!!!

[finesse 3]

speaking of pictures....

you know those pictures i posted a few weeks ago? why the frick have they been downloaded like 75 times? i want to take them off. how do i do it?

When I saw this post I flew to Link 16 to catch em before yuh dashed away with em and I caught them so na na na na na... Wow Finese you really are white. Hmm I wonder if that really is you. U neva knwo y ou might be trying to trick us..LOL I must say your not bad on the eyes at all. Go girlie...Now what does your hubby look like??

mi no really care if oonu on here wan see dem....but mi no like jus any ole body checkin me out

mi husband is ugly.....dats why mi no post im picha...jawi might talk shyt about him and hurt my feelings

like u never had that a million times already....and now u wanna take it slow

No girl I want to make sure he likes me for me and not for how I would put it on him. Plus I don’t want him to think he had it like that. Like he can just come back and I lay down like,”Where have you been all my life.” I must admit I’m curious. He had a nice package back then so I can only imagine what he has now…See the last time we jooked I was a teenager aww stiff and scared like my parents will hear us. At the time I did no tricks or moves.

Child I’m a grown rass woman now with experience. He anent ready fi me….Like I told him Dada is not a child any more!!!

so you think it has grown since then?

[sus 70]

so you think it has grown since then?

Finesse!

[DaDa 1]

speaking of pictures....

you know those pictures i posted a few weeks ago? why the frick have they been downloaded like 75 times? i want to take them off. how do i do it?

When I saw this post I flew to Link 16 to catch em before yuh dashed away with em and I caught them so na na na na na... Wow Finese you really are white. Hmm I wonder if that really is you. U neva knwo y ou might be trying to trick us..LOL I must say your not bad on the eyes at all. Go girlie...Now what does your hubby look like??

Don't be hitting on my ooman! I personally downloaded her picture 75 times and hung them in a private little shrine to Finesse...last night. Let me stop before rumors start that I am checking women. LOL

Hahah Jawi I joke the same way.. Girl why last week there is this bytach I can’t stand. We had a beef yearssssss ago and she is still holding grudge. Well she’s gay I guess and I’m cool with a girl I heard she liked. Why oh why did I find out that information. When t his song came on I went and danced all over the girl and made sure I made cont act with the one that hates me. I dared her t o come over and say something. I mean the dance I gave her would have been like dang Dada goes both ways. It was so much fun. The girl slammed her drink on the bar and left . As soon as she left I went back to my seat. laughing and finished my drink. The girl came over to later like you want to dance on this song too. I told her Naw I’m good..

But Jawi I might have to thief Finese from you. I never had whit e meat before hmm it might be time for something new. Finese you have an accent ??

[DaDa 1]

so you think it has grown since then?

Not sure but if it has Damn I'm in for a treat. He was nice size before and that was yearssss ago. Any more length or width and ding ding ding.....

[finesse 3]

so you think it has grown since then?

Not sure but if it has Damn I'm in for a treat. He was nice size before and that was yearssss ago. Any more length or width and ding ding ding.....

BOAL!!!!

[NatPatBen 3]

Jawi, the pic was more related to the words than the cat, Although how can you not like cute cuddly kittens

I can respond to that: because they make me sneeze & my eyes get scratchy.

why the frick does my coworker call in late like every other day?

How do you know that she/he does that?

DaDa, I wondered why you asked Ms Nelly if the cake was her daughter. lol

When I saw this post I flew to Link 16 to catch em before yuh dashed away with em and I caught them so na na na na na... Wow Finese you really are white. Hmm I wonder if that really is you. U neva knwo y ou might be trying to trick us..LOL I must say your not bad on the eyes at all. Go girlie...Now what does your hubby look like??