Hearts

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Not even close, my little Spooky Wooky. Why does the woman have to do all the work? Better get in the gym and start working on your neck, back and hips.

You're describing a modified wheelbarrow. You have to hook your arm without the cowboy hat around her thigh or knee and use you hand to pull her hair. She drives the spurs hard into your buttocks and/or ribs. If you're not careful she'll fall on her head and might end up damaging your head.

I am describing rodeo style. After I mount her and have her hair in my hand, I lean forward and whisper in her ear, "This is your sisters favorite position too" and then it's hold on as long as you can.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

This is getting gross. I'm soliciting cheap sex from sheep on the Internet. Even I'm feeling a bit weirded out.

Why isn't that the way you and Spooks roll? You guyz are a bunch of baaaad boyz. When you went to the seahore and heard that folks were getting sheepshead, you misunderstood.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I am describing rodeo style. After I mount her and have her hair in my hand, I lean forward and whisper in her ear, "This is your sisters favorite position too" and then it's hold on as long as you can.

How do I say this delicately, 8 seconds is at least four seconds too long for you.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

No thread about hearts would be complete without this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upctPUa6RhA

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Ox Baker and Stan Stasiak, how can they not be included in a Hearts thread?

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Ox Baker and Stan Stasiak, how can they not be included in a Hearts thread?

But it's my hearts thread. I finally got my big heart. I just wish Len was still here to give me a hard time about it.

[Calypso 464]

But it's my hearts thread. I finally got my big heart. I just wish Len was still here to give me a hard time about it.

You don't have to look for other women to give you a hard time. Wake up your wife.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

You don't have to look for other women to give you a hard time. Wake up your wife.

Is she sleeping?

[Calypso 464]

Is she sleeping?

Isn't she? Ask her for a hard time.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

You don't have to look for other women to give you a hard time. Wake up your wife.ewes.

Fixxored!

[scandal 951]

But it's my hearts thread. I finally got my big heart. I just wish Len was still here to give me a hard time about it.

From the great beyond (Facebook) she says "Tell Spooky he'll always be a N00b chopfuck, big heart or not."

[Nagishkaw 510]

Followed by ..." I cut you ! "

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Followed by ..." I cut you ! "

and she'll laugh while Spooks is bleeding.

[scandal 951]

and she'll laugh while Spooks is bleeding.

Cos she's always a woman to me.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

From the great beyond (Facebook) she says "Tell Spooky he'll always be a N00b chopfuck, big heart or not."

That is what I would expect her to say!