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[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

You love it.

My guilty pleasure is that I enjoy watching grown men making fools of themselves. :devil:

[Ban Hammer 13,343]

Everyone wants to be wanted but I am a human being with feelings, not a piece of tail to be thought of only as a sex object. I am not an "it." I know that as attractive female, you understand.

who let you out of the kitchen?

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

who let you out of the kitchen?

You're a rare breed these days, a male chauvinist, not many of those left. I let myself out of the kitchen, baby. BTW, do you still smoke Virginia Slims?

[Ban Hammer 13,343]

You're a rare breed these days, a male chauvinist, not many of those left. I let myself out of the kitchen, baby. BTW, do you still smoke Virginia Slims?

note to self: shorten 5's chain.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

note to self: shorten 5's chain.

That's cute, I'll bet you do that to all the girls. Do you drag them around by their hair to your cave as well.

[Ban Hammer 13,343]

That's cute, I'll bet you do that to all the girls. Do you drag them around by their hair to your cave as well.

exactly why i don't like short hair on a gal

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

exactly why i don't like short hair on a gal

I thought it was because you are still getting used to the idea of upright locomotion and it would throw off your balance.

[Calypso 464]

I thought it was because you are still getting used to the idea of upright locomotion and it would throw off your balance.

Men like having something to grab during hot moments.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Men like having something to grab during hot moments.

The TV remote?

[Calypso 464]

The TV remote?

Your man grabs the TV remote instead of your hair during hot moments?

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Your man grabs the TV remote instead of your hair during hot moments?

Got to raise the volume so the neighbors don't hear the screaming, he's a loud one.

Buttocks, breasts, hands, arms, thighs, ankles, feet, waist, depends on the flexibilty of the couple. Hair is pretty far down the list. Haven't you ever heard of the reverse cowgirl with a wrestler's bridge?

[Calypso 464]

Got to raise the volume so the neighbors don't hear the screaming, he's a loud one.

Buttocks, breasts, hands, arms, thighs, ankles, feet, waist, depends on the flexibilty of the couple. Hair is pretty far down the list. Haven't you ever heard of the reverse cowgirl with a wrestler's bridge?

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I thought you mounted her from behind, pulled her hair with you left hand, slapped her a$$ with your cowoboy hat while digging your heels into her stomach yelling giddy up.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I thought you mounted her from behind, pulled her hair with you left hand, slapped her a$$ with your cowoboy hat while digging your heels into her stomach yelling giddy up.

Not even close, my little Spooky Wooky. Why does the woman have to do all the work? Better get in the gym and start working on your neck, back and hips.

You're describing a modified wheelbarrow. You have to hook your arm without the cowboy hat around her thigh or knee and use you hand to pull her hair. She drives the spurs hard into your buttocks and/or ribs. If you're not careful she'll fall on her head and might end up damaging your head.

My poor dear innocent Calypso, forgot what I posted. You shouldn't be reading such material.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Looks like all this technical talk of amorosity has scared away everyone.