Hearts

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Only 203 more until the big one arrives.

[scandal 951]

Only 203 more until the big one arrives.

Will it be a natural delivery or a cesarean section? You should be going to Lamaze classes and practicing your breathing techniques. Breathing matters on the big day!!

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Will it be a natural delivery or a cesarean section? You should be going to Lamaze classes and practicing your breathing techniques. Breathing matters on the big day!!

It's going to rise straight up, fast and hard and then with a loud grunt................

[scandal 951]

It's going to rise straight up, fast and hard and then with a loud grunt................

At least it will be borne proudly by a genuine Made in USA Bald Eagle...

[spookyturtle 9,466]

It will be even bigger than Eric's.

[scandal 951]

It will be even bigger than Eric's.

Wow. That is very big. Almost as big as a Luxembourg sized iceberg. But not as big as Australia.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Only 108 more. I can feel it getting bigger.

[scandal 951]

Only 108 more. I can feel it getting bigger.

Call the paramedics! Has your water broken? I'll prepare the hot towels.

[Calypso 464]

Only 108 more. I can feel it getting bigger.

Well it'll be 292 more before my second small one shows up. I don't care so much. There's a song that says guys don't look at the heart of girls:

It's funny how a man only thinks about the

You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your

You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your

Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your

So...

I don't give a

Keep looking at my

'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my

Ha, I'ma do my thing while you're playing with your

Call the paramedics! Has your water broken? I'll prepare the hot towels.

You do that.

I'd help Spooky push if it would be natural birth.

[scandal 951]

Well it'll be 292 more before my second small one shows up. I don't care so much.

You say that now. Wait until you've become a true post #######. Then you'll care.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Well it'll be 292 more before my second small one shows up. I don't care so much. There's a song that says guys don't look at the heart of girls:

It's funny how a man only thinks about the

You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your

You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your

Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your

So...

I don't give a

Keep looking at my

'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my

Ha, I'ma do my thing while you're playing with your

Pussycat Dolls, FTW. I rather like puzzy...cats. I thought turtles had hatchlings. I really hope it's a boy, because if it's a girl, Spooks will be on his best behavior. On second thought, for Spooks that's not saying much.

You say that now. Wait until you've become a true post #######. Then you'll care.

As opposed to what, a false materialistic messianist post #######.

[Calypso 464]

You say that now. Wait until you've become a true post #######. Then you'll care.

Say something entertaining.

Pussycat Dolls, FTW. I rather like puzzy...cats. I thought turtles had hatchlings. I really hope it's a boy, because if it's a girl, Spooks will be on his best behavior. On second thought, for Spooks that's not saying much.

As opposed to what, a false materialistic messianist post #######.

Have you ever thought it would be a ghey heart?

[scandal 951]

Say something entertaining.

What makes you think I'm here to entertain you?

I'm here to count exchange entitlements. And that's a fact.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Say something entertaining.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face."

What makes you think I'm here to entertain you?

I've read your posts, the answer is nothing.

[Calypso 464]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face."

I've read your posts, the answer is nothing.

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