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Amby Grand Master

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Hey Amby...

If the bride does not drink, #######! I don't think she will appreciate this #######. How about you all pay for a spa day (I know, I am obsessed with spa pampering); of how about what I did when I first got married: hire a magician for adults, and have a nice couples bachelorette party, all tricks and fun.

OR y'all go t ot one of those ceramic painting joints, and ALL paint a clock for her --- this is fun as hell; and it cn be a lovely pre-wedding gift from all the bridesmaids :)

No charge, Len, wedding planner extraordinaire.

I (L) you! This is what I was thinking when I learned she won't even get the money for the honeymoon registry until after the honeymoon is over. Doesn't that sound odd?

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Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

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Just getem a box of condoms some lube and a script of valium.

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Just getem a box of condoms some lube and a script of valium.

to the drunk bridesmaids??? :jest:

Oh yeah. Strap-ons too!

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

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Nessa Grand Master

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wine and valium i hear works great, :P



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ughhh...so sick...this blows. i hate the sick girl who sat next to me last tuesday. :angry:

that will teach you to pay attention in class instead of swapping spit with her.

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Amby Grand Master

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ughhh...so sick...this blows. i hate the sick girl who sat next to me last tuesday. :angry:

that will teach you to pay attention in class instead of swapping spit with her.

ewwwwwww. :dead: :dead: :dead: she looked like fantasia barrino. even had the same hairstyle.

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Nessa Grand Master

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i saw kourtney making out with another girl. just terrible and wrong lol



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

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ughhh...so sick...this blows. i hate the sick girl who sat next to me last tuesday. :angry:

that will teach you to pay attention in class instead of swapping spit with her.

ewwwwwww. :dead: :dead: :dead: she looked like fantasia barrino. even had the same hairstyle.

Is that the same as a bump-it?

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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i can see i'm gonna have to forbid nessa from taking another facebook quiz. <_<

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