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I never post in this thread-but the thread I was going to post in ( the 'censorship' thread)--got 'closed for review'. I'm laughing so hard that I forgot what I was going to say anyway. :rofl: I mean, really....#######?

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Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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:jest: ####### happens

No offense, but do you hang out on this site all day?

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:jest: ####### happens

No offense, but do you hang out on this site all day?

I hold office hours during daytime. On nighttime you can find me at my p0rn site. kthxbai :lol:

damn straight.. i am glad you are done moving and back on the pole

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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:jest: ####### happens

No offense, but do you hang out on this site all day?

I hold office hours during daytime. On nighttime you can find me at my p0rn site. kthxbai :lol:

damn straight.. i am glad you are done moving and back on the pole

Brother, I have to send money to all my poor and slum-living relatives in Mexico, remember???? :jest:

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:jest: ####### happens

No offense, but do you hang out on this site all day?

All Day everyday Cept Saturday and Sunday . And wez getz a paycheck at the end of the week, how about those cookies :D

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Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



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NArocks   13

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back on the pole :lol:

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Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



More Complete Story here
My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


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NArocks   13

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As we all run to pull out the pole dancing pics :lol:

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Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



More Complete Story here
My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


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I guess I don't get the humor in here. Maybe I'll have to triple the length of my signature and rack up 450,000 posts to be like you guys, then I will get it.

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Sent I-129F - 03/25/2009

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US Entry - 11/26/2009

Wedding - 12/26/2009

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AOS Section

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AOS, EAD, AP Forms Sent - 01/06/2010

Biometrics - 02/11/2010

EAD/AP Approved - 02/23/2010

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Ceremonial Wedding - 06/17/2010

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