I'm a jinx

[bulaklak 0]

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband.

When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

"When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.

"You know what?"

"What, dear?" his wife asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."

sounds like he is the bad luck but blame the wife for it. typical sign of a verbally abusive husband. not funny Edited July 29, 2009 by lotus101

[muñequita linda 0]

Thread Highjackers whatca gonna do

Take back the Thread

And Yes Again IT IS THE TRUCK

True. The truck is being a woman, but, what am I going to do, when the ladies in my life, can't seem to get along?

Guillermo, get rid of the other, the old truck of course. Get a new Silverado or Sierra and you make Detroit happy. Your missus will be happy too.

[muñequita linda 0]

I don’t believe in Superstition. That is baloney.

My wife has a Birthmark adjacent to her clit but it don’t mean nothing.

But my wife’s relatives in Davao are into superstitious beliefs Big Time.

They even believe that a Good dream the night before will win them big in jueteng.

I reckon the problem is in the truck. I have a Ford F-150 to haul my Ranger bass boat.

Of course we Texans always say that Texas is God’s country and don’t mess with Texas.

man, you very observant!

birthmark of her clit? that's interesting. He's not just observant but obviously a big eater of it.

but I have to laugh "with her having a birthmark on her clit" I though that's rare.

edit: I hope his wife will not be mad at him by acknowledged people here about it.

Ese lunar que tiene Pilar junto la #######, ... never mind.

Sure, Pepe must have wide eyes, a strong nose and a vicious tongue. Pilar might be spending a fortune on Lactacyd too.

[Ban Hammer 13,113]

Thread Highjackers whatca gonna do

Take back the Thread

And Yes Again IT IS THE TRUCK

True. The truck is being a woman, but, what am I going to do, when the ladies in my life, can't seem to get along?

which one gets more mpg?

[NArocks 13]

Thread Highjackers whatca gonna do

Take back the Thread

And Yes Again IT IS THE TRUCK

True. The truck is being a woman, but, what am I going to do, when the ladies in my life, can't seem to get along?

which one gets more mpg?

No you did not !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We woman do of course contray to whatever you think .. Men

[Rocky_nBullwinkle 6]

I don’t believe in Superstition. That is baloney.

My wife has a Birthmark adjacent to her clit but it don’t mean nothing.

But my wife’s relatives in Davao are into superstitious beliefs Big Time.

They even believe that a Good dream the night before will win them big in jueteng.

I reckon the problem is in the truck. I have a Ford F-150 to haul my Ranger bass boat.

Of course we Texans always say that Texas is God’s country and don’t mess with Texas.

man, you very observant!

birthmark of her clit? that's interesting. He's not just observant but obviously a big eater of it.

but I have to laugh "with her having a birthmark on her clit" I though that's rare.

edit: I hope his wife will not be mad at him by acknowledged people here about it.

Ese lunar que tiene Pilar junto la #######, ... never mind.

Sure, Pepe must have wide eyes, a strong nose and a vicious tongue. Pilar might be spending a fortune on Lactacyd too.

Pepe is a horn dog and a flirt too boot.

[Señora Bonita 0]

I don’t believe in Superstition. That is baloney.

My wife has a Birthmark adjacent to her clit but it don’t mean nothing.

But my wife’s relatives in Davao are into superstitious beliefs Big Time.

They even believe that a Good dream the night before will win them big in jueteng.

I reckon the problem is in the truck. I have a Ford F-150 to haul my Ranger bass boat.

Of course we Texans always say that Texas is God’s country and don’t mess with Texas.

man, you very observant!

birthmark of her clit? that's interesting. He's not just observant but obviously a big eater of it.

but I have to laugh "with her having a birthmark on her clit" I though that's rare.

edit: I hope his wife will not be mad at him by acknowledged people here about it.

Ese lunar que tiene Pilar junto la #######, ...

..... No se lo des a nadie, Pilarita que a mi me toca

Ay, ay, ay, ay

Canta y no llores

Porque cantando se alegran

Pilarita los corazones.

[Don José 2]

Lo siento mucho. Can't publish the images here. You want me suspended, ain't it? Mariel, my proposal still stands!

Find a better excuse Pepe!!!

Naw i want to know if Anthony read the PI forum Mariel!!

PEPE, Are you flirting with me?!!LOL :rofl: If you have a large savings in the bank, if you can buy me a ferrari, a diamond, and tour me around the world, then you can flirt with me!!! :yes:

:rofl: :rofl: ***just kidding..

Mariel, Money is not an important Asset, although I have a little hidden in the closet.

Can’t buy ya a Ferrari, but a Kia Spectra maybe.

Diamonds are not Forever, and cubic zirconia is much better.

Tour the world we won’t go, But we’ll elope to Chihuahua, Mexico!

Do you realize that this poster ain’t me? It’s the Big icy one who was once your mighty adversary.

[maritoni 3]

Mariel, Money is not an important Asset, although I have a little hidden in the closet.

Can't buy ya a Ferrari, but a Kia Spectra maybe.

Diamonds are not Forever, and cubic zirconia is much better.

Tour the world we won't go, But we'll elope to Chihuahua, Mexico!

Do you realize that this poster ain't me? It's the Big icy one who was once your mighty adversary.

naw the thread is getting more exciting!!i wonder what ASSet that is Pepe?

where are you Mariel?

Back to the OP,i think it's manong Bill's truck is a junky so he need a new one! ..kidding,kidding!!

[maritoni 3]

Thread Highjackers whatca gonna do

Take back the Thread

And Yes Again IT IS THE TRUCK

True. The truck is being a woman, but, what am I going to do, when the ladies in my life, can't seem to get along?

Your truck is junk manong Bill just admit it!!

[=FoxyBLUE= 2]

Mariel, Money is not an important Asset, although I have a little hidden in the closet.

Can't buy ya a Ferrari, but a Kia Spectra maybe.

Diamonds are not Forever, and cubic zirconia is much better.

Tour the world we won't go, But we'll elope to Chihuahua, Mexico!

Do you realize that this poster ain't me? It's the Big icy one who was once your mighty adversary.

naw the thread is getting more exciting!!i wonder what ASSet that is Pepe?

where are you Mariel?

Back to the OP,i think it's manong Bill's truck is a junky so he need a new one! ..kidding,kidding!!

Sorry Ate Marie for Hi-jacking your thread!

PEPE (eeewww.....good thing i dont get to pronounce your name, i just have to write it!hehe) Sooooooo if you were that Big Hunky Guy who is soooo much inlove with his wifey, why are you flirting with me now? you realized that my vajay-vaj is far better than hers?!!

Ate marie, a friend told me that once you married a person with "balat sa pwet" you are lucky with numbers. Coz my friend's friend won the lotto last 2 -3 years ago? So, it means..ur not a jinx! Is Mister Bill sure that he doesnt have "balat sa pwet" tried looking at it again (we wont look....lol)

[maritoni 3]

Ate marie, a friend told me that once you married a person with "balat sa pwet" you are lucky with numbers. Coz my friend's friend won the lotto last 2 -3 years ago? So, it means..ur not a jinx! Is Mister Bill sure that he doesnt have "balat sa pwet" tried looking at it again (we wont look....lol)

was it written 666?

am disappointed..none of 'em ever posted a pics

[Don José 2]

Mariel, Money is not an important Asset, although I have a little hidden in the closet.

Can't buy ya a Ferrari, but a Kia Spectra maybe.

Diamonds are not Forever, and cubic zirconia is much better.

Tour the world we won't go, But we'll elope to Chihuahua, Mexico!

Do you realize that this poster ain't me? It's the Big icy one who was once your mighty adversary.

naw the thread is getting more exciting!!i wonder what ASSet that is Pepe?

where are you Mariel?

Back to the OP,i think it's manong Bill's truck is a junky so he need a new one! ..kidding,kidding!!

Sorry Ate Marie for Hi-jacking your thread!

PEPE (eeewww.....good thing i dont get to pronounce your name, i just have to write it!hehe) Sooooooo if you were that Big Hunky Guy who is soooo much inlove with his wifey, why are you flirting with me now? you realized that my vajay-vaj is far better than hers?!!

Ate marie, a friend told me that once you married a person with "balat sa pwet" you are lucky with numbers. Coz my friend's friend won the lotto last 2 -3 years ago? So, it means..ur not a jinx! Is Mister Bill sure that he doesnt have "balat sa pwet" tried looking at it again (we wont look....lol)

Maritoni, My asset is so huge, my wife likes it so much when it’s in use.

Mariel, it should be nice to have Two, my dear Pilar and of course you.

Vajayjays are Pretty to view, more so when they are brand new.

They are also good to smell and lick, especially to a guy like me who likes pekpek.

[maritoni 3]

Maritoni, My asset is so huge, my wife likes it so much when it's in use.

Mariel, it should be nice to have Two, my dear Pilar and of course you.

Vajayjays are Pretty to view, more so when they are brand new.

They are also good to smell and lick, especially to a guy like me who likes pekpek.

Darn

[=FoxyBLUE= 2]

Mariel, Money is not an important Asset, although I have a little hidden in the closet.

Can't buy ya a Ferrari, but a Kia Spectra maybe.

Diamonds are not Forever, and cubic zirconia is much better.

Tour the world we won't go, But we'll elope to Chihuahua, Mexico!

Do you realize that this poster ain't me? It's the Big icy one who was once your mighty adversary.

naw the thread is getting more exciting!!i wonder what ASSet that is Pepe?

where are you Mariel?

Back to the OP,i think it's manong Bill's truck is a junky so he need a new one! ..kidding,kidding!!

Sorry Ate Marie for Hi-jacking your thread!

PEPE (eeewww.....good thing i dont get to pronounce your name, i just have to write it!hehe) Sooooooo if you were that Big Hunky Guy who is soooo much inlove with his wifey, why are you flirting with me now? you realized that my vajay-vaj is far better than hers?!!

Ate marie, a friend told me that once you married a person with "balat sa pwet" you are lucky with numbers. Coz my friend's friend won the lotto last 2 -3 years ago? So, it means..ur not a jinx! Is Mister Bill sure that he doesnt have "balat sa pwet" tried looking at it again (we wont look....lol)

Maritoni, My asset is so huge, my wife likes it so much when it’s in use.

Mariel, it should be nice to have Two, my dear Pilar and of course you.

Vajayjays are Pretty to view, more so when they are brand new.

They are also good to smell and lick, especially to a guy like me who likes pekpek.

Pepe, im a bit selfish. I dont like SHARING. And I don't want to be your M-W-F and Pilar is your T-TH-S-S