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PORT CHESTER, N.Y. — Students in one suburban New York community may soon be able to get pregnancy tests at school health centers.The school board in the Westchester County village of Port Chester approved a measure to add pregnancy tests and tests for sexually transmitted diseases to the services available at the clinics. The clinics are in elementary, middle and high schools.

Students who test positive for pregnancy or infection will be offered counseling and referred for medical care2.gif.

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Schools might as well adopt the kids. All a parent has to do in 2009 is spread their legs and lay on their back for 2 minutes and then everything else is up to the state.

Why stop with the tests? They should provide students with porn and sex classes to ensure they are doing it right. Maybe even a poll dancing or bj class.

2009 United States school board philosophy:

Religion or discipline or Homework or parent & student (personal) responsibility = very bad and probably unconstitutional

Anything and everything about sex = Great stuff.

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According to the Internal Revenue Service, the 400 richest American households earned a total of $US138 billion, up from $US105 billion a year earlier. That's an average of $US345 million each, on which they paid a tax rate of just 16.6 per cent.

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Schools might as well adopt the kids. All a parent has to do in 2009 is spread their legs and lay on their back for 2 minutes and then everything else is up to the state.

Why stop with the tests? They should provide students with porn and sex classes to ensure they are doing it right. Maybe even a poll dancing or bj class.

2009 United States school board philosophy:

Religion or discipline or Homework or parent & student (personal) responsibility = very bad and probably unconstitutional

Anything and everything about sex = Great stuff.

When did you loose your virginity?

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Schools might as well adopt the kids. All a parent has to do in 2009 is spread their legs and lay on their back for 2 minutes and then everything else is up to the state.

Why stop with the tests? They should provide students with porn and sex classes to ensure they are doing it right. Maybe even a poll dancing or bj class.

2009 United States school board philosophy:

Religion or discipline or Homework or parent & student (personal) responsibility = very bad and probably unconstitutional

Anything and everything about sex = Great stuff.

When did you loose your virginity?

his virginity is loose? :unsure:

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When did you loose your virginity?

During my younger days it didn't matter when you lost your virginity but the number of chicks you banged. Contrary to belief, I am not some geeky looking engineer, hence, why I laughed at Mrs mega geek (scandal's) comment a while back. I also traveled around the world so, you definitely don't want to go there. Even during college, every Friday to Sunday and even Wed and some Thur, we out to bars and clubs. I don't even know how I graduated.

That is why I find it funny when people call me a racist because my #### certainly was not.

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According to the Internal Revenue Service, the 400 richest American households earned a total of $US138 billion, up from $US105 billion a year earlier. That's an average of $US345 million each, on which they paid a tax rate of just 16.6 per cent.

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In my opinion, I would embarrass the hell out of smart asses with brains smaller than a fish.

Dear Consolemaster,

I thought of you today while I was sitting in class. My prof was having a nice discussion with someone about hydrogen bombs and how they work. He was then telling jokes about hydrogen bombs and how they work. I decided that I am not nerdy enough to apprciate this type of conversation, but I thought to myself "I bet consolemaster would love this".

Sincerely,

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I have seen booyah. He is far from geeky nerd. I was actually shocked at how pleasant he is on the eyes.

hey now keep your clothes on.

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In my opinion, I would embarrass the hell out of smart asses with brains smaller than a fish.

Dear Consolemaster,

I thought of you today while I was sitting in class. My prof was having a nice discussion with someone about hydrogen bombs and how they work. He was then telling jokes about hydrogen bombs and how they work. I decided that I am not nerdy enough to apprciate this type of conversation, but I thought to myself "I bet consolemaster would love this".

Sincerely,

Your Fan

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In my opinion, I would embarrass the hell out of smart asses with brains smaller than a fish.

Cambodian fish?

As Aussie fish are pretty big..

According to the Internal Revenue Service, the 400 richest American households earned a total of $US138 billion, up from $US105 billion a year earlier. That's an average of $US345 million each, on which they paid a tax rate of just 16.6 per cent.

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Have you seen the brains of a sperm whale? The whales are huge, but, their brains are the size of a human sperm.

Dude this is the US. Brains mean squat.

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According to the Internal Revenue Service, the 400 richest American households earned a total of $US138 billion, up from $US105 billion a year earlier. That's an average of $US345 million each, on which they paid a tax rate of just 16.6 per cent.

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